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Urban Dick Flooders

An Urban Dick Flooder is someone that post completely useless garbage on Urban Dictionary. They cause Editors to spend hours sorting through WOS (Waste Of Space) posts, in order to find the legitimate New Word descriptions. These types of Posters tend to not have their own accounts, and often times are first-time viewers of the site. Since they don't care about the site, or it's rules, they post generic junk like "Jenna is so hot!" and "Tommy is a F@G!". These types of posts create a giant mess of posts that legitimate Posters and Editors have to sort through. Which can cause delays of new words being posted to the site by weeks, even months. Many legitimate words can even be dismissed on accident due to this fact.
Man am I getting sick of sorting through WOS posts from Urban Dick Flooders! If they would just read the rules, so much time wouldn't be wasted sorting through all of this S**T! I have some words that have been sitting on hold for months because legitimate Editors like myself spend more time deleting WOS posts, then we do getting to post true, creative content.
by the2ndflood August 21, 2008
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urban survival syndrome

Of or relating to the "kill or be killed" mentality of inherent fear that residents of crime-prone areas have of each other. This "fear-thy-neighbor" mentality causes individuals to feel they have no way of protecting themselves from crime or violence, except by killing anybody who threatens or harasses them.

Such mentality is usually the result of living in violent, crime-prone (typically inner-city) areas for long periods of time and/or watching too much television (no joke).

"Urban survival syndrome" has been used as a legal defense sporadically throughout American history but was first invoked in Texas (go figure) in 1993 by a black youth named Daimion Osby.
Daimion Osby had been shooting craps with a group of people and collected a hefty wad of cash ($400). After the other players paid up, he violated the etiquette rules of street craps by trying to abandon the game without giving the other players a chance to win some of their money back.

Marcus Brooks, one of the players who had suffered considerable losses during the game, threatened to "get" Osby as he walked off. With the help of cousin Willie, Marcus Brooks attempted to shake down Osby during a basketball game, resulting in a fight that was ultimately broken up by police. Osby was again confronted by the duo while in his car sitting at a traffic light; the Brooks brandished a shotgun and tried to force Osby to pull over, but he fled. After a final uneventful confrontation in a public park, Osby purchased a .38 caliber handgun and started carrying it with him for protection.

While conversing with a woman curbside one evening, Osby was again accosted by the Brooks duo. The Brooks drove their car onto the curb, hitting Osby. They then got out of the car and began assaulting him using their fists. At this point Osby drew his gun and killed one of the Brooks cousins with a single shot to the head. As the surviving cousin retreated to his car to retrieve his own handgun, Osby aerated the surviving assailant's skull with another perfect shot to the head.

At Osby's first trial, his attorneys claimed the double homicide was an act of self-defense in the name of urban survival--if he hadn't shot them, they would have returned to threaten, harass or kill him later. Amusingly enough Osby's attorneys tried to convince the jury that anybody having to fight off two black guys would probably react similarly in fearing for their life; given the statistics, there's a lot of reason to believe black men are scary. But even more amusingly, the defense succeeded (to some degree).

There was no verdict; the jury was hung because one of two black jurors on the panel believed Osby had acted in self-defense. Prosecutors vowed a retrial.

The Fifth Amendment of the Constitution provides for protection against retrials; unless the defendant appeals a guilty verdict, he cannot be tried for the same crime twice (except being tried in both civil and criminal court). However, a hung jury does not prove conclusive--he was neither convicted nor acquitted, so he was fair game for a retrial.

The retrial was held and the "urban survival" plea was not repeated; Osby was found guilty of murder and received an automatic life sentence, as prosecutors had decided before the second trial to not seek the death penalty.
by Siegfried Zaga July 15, 2008
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urban trick shot

When you are doing your chick from behind and right before you cum, you moan like you came and when the bitch turns around u shoot the load in her face. Usually done to a chick who angered you before having sex and is a way of revenge.
Yo did you hear what Daniel did to Erica? Erica was nagging him all day and he urban trick shoted the bitch but accidentaly got it in her eye and she is now in the Intensive Care Unit.
by Anthony Columbus June 14, 2008
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Urban Dictionary Retry

Urban Dictionary Retry Is when you resubmit the exact same definition that was rejected before without changing it whatsoever

This is because it was perfect the first time!

Unfortunately the first time it was reviewed by losers that had no stance of humor or imagination. However the second time it was reviewed by totally cool people with intelligent and good taste !
Joe: I can’t believe those idiots didn’t publish your awesome definition the first time

Max: Yup: ... that’s why I did the “Urban Dictionary Retry“
by Free Speech 4 UD January 26, 2019
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Urban Word Of The Day

A word that is well described on the home page of urban dictionary The word is usually something that people need to know to survive the urban world for at least a day. This word is something vital to your survival, so everybody who can, should really read this word every day of their lives.
Bobby: I read the UWOTD... it really helped me out
Tom: It obviously does man, I mean it's THE URBAN WORD OF THE DAY
Bobby: Yeah, I heard it was vital to your survival
Tom: It is, man. It is.
by Lalaperson123 July 4, 2011
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Urban Dictionary RESUBMITTING try Is when you resubmit the exact same definition that was rejected before without changing it whatsoever

This is because it was perfect the first time!

Unfortunately the first time it was reviewed by losers that had no sense of humor or imagination. However the second time it was reviewed by totally cool people with intelligent and good taste !
Joe: I can’t believe those idiots didn’t publish your awesome definition the first time

Max: Yup: ... that’s why I did the “Urban Dictionary RESUBMITTING”
by Free Speech 4 UD January 27, 2019
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Urban Dictionary Appifany

When an idea for a word suddenly appears in your head.

Likely to happen when not trying to come up with a new word. One is probably doing something boring, like sitting on a buss, or taking a dump.
"Hey, I totally had an Urban Dictionary Appifany on the buss today"
"Cool, what is it?"
"Urban Dictionary Appifany"
by foggel April 15, 2009
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