Sloppy Joe from my Girlfriend

When your girlfriend is giving you a golden shower and inadvertently defecates on you.

What started out as a lot of fun turned into a sloppy Joe from my girlfriend.

by All Bets Hedged January 12, 2021

Joe

Joe is a cool man who wants to make the world better, Joe Candice. Just don’t ask who Joe is.

“Joe is so cool bro.”

“I know right.”

by anonymous March 11, 2022

Joe

Joe mamma

Friend 1: do you know who Joe is

Friend 2: no who is Joe

Friend 1: Joe mamma

by @i_am_your_mom October 27, 2019

joe chatman

is a fat Asian

wow look over there at that "joe chatman"

by lance cerico March 3, 2020

pistachio joe

pistachio joe has a very italian dad. he lives in america with his italian dad and dancing is his passion. his father believes that one day people will pay to see him dance. pistachio joe currently makes a living off of videos of himself dancing in slow motion. most of his videos contain "420" moving around the screen with marijuana leaves all around the sides. pistachio joe appears only in dreams.

pistachio joe's dad: "my son will be PAID to dance!!"
me: "no way!"
pistachio joe: *makes cool 420 video*
me: "SICK"

by frickhorses September 2, 2014

Sloppy Joe

When someone with dementia sucks you off with a mouth full of dip.

Grandma gave me a sloppy Joe.

by Sky-Daddy April 22, 2024

Joe supreme

The definition of a joe supreme is when you have a friend named joe who shoot milk out of his ass into someones mouth. After the milk shoots in to your mouth spit it in to a cup and smear it all over your ass. Once the milk is on your ass you can let you pet lick it of or just have your trusty friend joe lick it off for you

I gave my friend a joe supreme

by Joes papa April 5, 2021