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Car Bombed

After a friend has given you a ride, before you get out of their car, you let out a monstrous fart and shut the door quickly.

aka Uber fart
After john gave me a ride, I car bombed him good!
by dboys194 May 8, 2016
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Carpet Bomb

Mike's coital finishing move. Usually required an XL towel for cleanup afterwards.
She wanted me to carpet bomb her after Cruz took Iowa.
by AyeMoney October 6, 2016
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Clitter bomb

When a women vaginally expels glitter as a means of celebration and rejoice.
The strippers clitter bomb from the party was a highlight of the night.
by Stoodge101 September 6, 2016
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Double Stink Bomb

The act when one person takes a shat in another person's anus, thus the name double stink bomb.
Joe: Bruh, did you get you some last night?
Tom: Oh yeah, she was pretty kinky though, so I gave her the ole double stink bomb.
by Thunder Muff September 2, 2016
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Carpet Bombing

Sending a cut-and-paste generic come-on to dozens (or hundreds) of members of the opposite sex on a dating website in the hopes that at least one will write back.
'I think you're pretty. Message back if interested'? That's what he wrote? Classic sign that he's carpet bombing! He probably sent that message to fifty girls in the last hour!
by CheddarMelt August 29, 2016
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Muff Bomb

A Muff Bomb is when a person smokes weed before going down on a girl and then he/she exhale the smoke inside of her pussy.
Dude, I totally did a muff bomb one this one night stand last night. My dick wasn't the only thing she was high off of.
by Knight School July 27, 2016
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Schlong tom bomb

For a male to whip out his semi erect penis and slap it on a females back.
Jenny: you know what I fancy, receiving a serious schlong tom bomb.

John: I can help you there 2 secs, lemme just whip it out.
by Schlongonthat July 14, 2016
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