Swamp Monkey

The American politicians in Washington D. C. Particularly the ones in Congress

A. Hey bill did you hear they're raising our taxes again
B. What a bunch of Swamp Monkeys

by Toad30712 April 10, 2021

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Monkey Massage

The act of picking foreign substances off of another's back, much like a monkey.

Hey man could you give me a monkey massage?

by Garfibromyalgia May 18, 2021

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Monkey nuts

Dominic has testicles that hang like two aired up basketballs in a trash bag they feel so good in your mouth you’ll end up spitting on his testicles and sucking on them

I got yo girl on top riding me with my dick in her but while her best friend is sucking on my monkey nuts

by Deeep sea sex May 5, 2021

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Sour Monkey

When you let body fluids ferment over several years. Then force some random suspect to drink it.

This weekend do you want to sour monkey a hobo?

by that Mitch tho June 5, 2021

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Dub Monkey

Watch what you want in whatever language you prefer. Dubs=Subs. They can coexist you turds.

Guy 1: Pfft! Look at the guy watching this anime dubbed! What a Dub Monkey.
Guy 2: Hey don’t be rude. They either probably need it due to disabilities or they just prefer it. Don’t judge someone just because they watch anime in English ffs.

by Duckos June 7, 2021

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