December 6th

National kick a short person down the stairs day

Brian: John come here! its December 6th!

John: Please not the stairs..

by willowsweetwisp December 5, 2023

18 of december 2020

18 of december is slap Alisas ass day. If your friend name is Alisa go and slap her ass!!

18 of december 2020
Chicken is good as you

by Harjet December 18, 2020

December 19

National give your best friend a jump hug day

Go a head and jump hug a boy/girl on December 19

by TheGreatestOFTim December 18, 2019

December 21st

December 21st is Fur-No-U day, this is an annual 24 hour period, in which anyone who isnt a furry, is. While those who were already a furry arent for the duration of the day, this day has been established as the law since Dec 20th 1775, the punishment for not celebrating this day varies in different countries though in all of them the punishment still involves the suspect being a homosexual. In America, (in addition to being officially labeled as homosexual) the suspect has their penis and balls clipped off with a pair of nose hair trimmers that have an average retail price of $8.95, unless you identify as female, if you do then you have the lower half of your body surgically removed without application of anesthesia, after the procedure they would have the internal walls of their vaginal cavity force fed to them. In Asia they are executed by the two decade old Chinese practice traditionally known as "Death by deepthroat and semen drowning" in the rest of the world they are slowly lowered feet first into a pit of hungry virgin twenty two year old males who would have a sexual engagement with anything else that breaths.

1. That's Jim, he usually hates furrys, but today hes a furry who hates furry haters,
2. That's Jim, he didn't celebrate December 21st and is having his cock and balls cut off with a pair of nose hair trimmers that retail for $8.95

by ACF Patiza December 19, 2020

December 9

December 9 is national praise Mayson Landry for his legendary jazz solo.

Guy: Ayy you slippery goose, what day is it?
Slippery Goose: You already know it’s December 9 bro
Guy: Fr? Where’s Mayson Landry?
Slippery Goose: Why you got beef?
Guy: It’s national praise Mayson Landry for his jazz solo
Slippery Goose: Ait’ bet

by Mayson Landry enthusiast December 8, 2021

December 11

To spend the whole day with your best friend doing fun activites

ooo its december 11! bestie wake up! " Heyyyyy lets go get ice cream then lets go shopping then lets get a pet goldfish! "

by anonymous December 5, 2020

December

In December it is Love Alexander month❤️
That means you have to hive Alexander 10 hugs per day🥰

OMG! ITS December that mean its love Alexander month! I have to give him a hug🥰 I

by AlleBalle48 December 1, 2019