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Chocolate Mine

Noun: One's anus
Verb: The act of reaching your hand into your own or someone else's anus, and picking small pieces of shit off from the walls of their colon
When I poop, shit bursts forth from my chocolate mine.

Lisa said Mark was into some kinky shit. Apparently, he even asked her if she wanted to try chocolate mining.
by Ombligo July 13, 2015
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chocolate covered raisin

it’s when two male food bloggers are on a date: they have a fondue pot, of milk chocolate, BUT they have ran out of strawberries. WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO? they whip out their testicles (balls) and dip them in, and proceed to ‘clean’ (lick them) clean off of each other.
by awoogaawooga January 20, 2024
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Chocolate Bong

When a girl gives you a blumpkin and then eats your shitty ass directly afterwards, and then proceeds to suck your dick while warming up your balls with a lighter.
Christian’s birthday is coming up and he’s debating asking his girl for a chocolate bong”
by ballknower44 February 16, 2025
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forbidden chocolate milk

You have a hat you've worn for years, but never washed. Fill a sink with water and detergent. Dip your hat in the sink and wring it out multiple times. Now, you have produced forbidden chocolate milk.
Keep our child out of the bathroom. I'm washing my hat in there, and the sink is full of forbidden chocolate milk.
by LazyRooster November 7, 2023
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Charlie & The Chocolate Factory

A specific movie or show that is about some kid that likes chocolate and gets a golden ticket to visit Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory. Charlie comes along with 4 other kids that experience bad luck and torture.

Veruca Salt was thrown in a garbage shoot by squirrels.

Augustus Gloop drowned in the chocolate river.

Mike Teavee gets trapped inside a TV.

Violet Beauregarde becomes violet.
Man:Have u heard of Charlie & The Chocolate Factory?
Kid:No.
by AQUAR1US4LIF3 February 18, 2023
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Hudson Hot Chocolate

When a black girl sits on your face and shits in your mouth.
Last night Shaniqua gave me a Hudson Hot Chocolate and it was wicked pissah.
by Hudson Hoe Handler July 22, 2018
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