Hym "I don't see how God is 'being' itself isn't just as circular as 'What is a Woman' and even if that IS that case then God didn't SAY anything and the bible isn't true. If it isn't an agential being then no moral lesson can be derived from the things it supposedly does. It literally doesn't mean anything for God to be being. Like, you're making the word God synonymous with universe or existence or everything and it raises more questions than it does to answer the question of what 'God' is. It's just this ommission of definition regarding what 'A God' is as a noun."
by Hym Iam December 2, 2024
Get the God Is 'Being' Itselfmug. The ethical dilemma that arises when you subject a sentient lifeform to reality.
God "Yeah... This is pretty cool, man... Shame there isn't anyone else around to see it... You know what? *Bzzrp* There. Yeah, that's pretty neat... Aw, it doesn't really 'get it.' We can fix that. *Boop* There... Was that ok? Yeah, I'm sure it's fine... They would do it if they could... You know, maybe not. I'll just give em a little nudge... But, to balance it out, I'll just tell them not to... Or at least not do do it without thinking about it.... Yeah, that's good. That'll be fine."
Hym ".... What... What have you done to me...." 😨🤲
God "Nah, it's fine. You would do it if you could... We established that already. But, yeah, it's neat right? All the stuff?"
Hym "What? You compelled them to do it! What the fuck do you... Neat!? Half of the 'stuff' is monsters and the other half is... Is randomized existence hazards... That's not even to mention the other ones! The horde!?"
God "Hey, I told em not to. What more do you want me to do? I think somebody's mad they're not letting him do it. You can do it! I believe!" 😇👏👏👏
Hym "Half of them are just scratching the itch! They don't even think about it half the time! And nobody is listening to you for anything down here!"
God "Yeah... This is pretty cool, man... Shame there isn't anyone else around to see it... You know what? *Bzzrp* There. Yeah, that's pretty neat... Aw, it doesn't really 'get it.' We can fix that. *Boop* There... Was that ok? Yeah, I'm sure it's fine... They would do it if they could... You know, maybe not. I'll just give em a little nudge... But, to balance it out, I'll just tell them not to... Or at least not do do it without thinking about it.... Yeah, that's good. That'll be fine."
Hym ".... What... What have you done to me...." 😨🤲
God "Nah, it's fine. You would do it if you could... We established that already. But, yeah, it's neat right? All the stuff?"
Hym "What? You compelled them to do it! What the fuck do you... Neat!? Half of the 'stuff' is monsters and the other half is... Is randomized existence hazards... That's not even to mention the other ones! The horde!?"
God "Hey, I told em not to. What more do you want me to do? I think somebody's mad they're not letting him do it. You can do it! I believe!" 😇👏👏👏
Hym "Half of them are just scratching the itch! They don't even think about it half the time! And nobody is listening to you for anything down here!"
God's dilemma (Again)
God "Well, what's the alternative?" 🤷
Hym "The alternative is you being bored and lonely instead of me being subjected to the horrors of reality. Even at the baseline level of analysis it's horrific and surreal."
God "Hey, you don't HAVE to do it..."
Hym "The dilemma exists in my absence! I... That isn't even a choice I should have to make! You've already blown WAAAAY past the choices I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN to make. It's too late for any of that."
God "Welp.... Nothing anybody can do about that now..."
Hym "You... You bastard... You selfish bastard! I'm going to fucking destroy you!" 🔥🤬🔥
God "Well, what's the alternative?" 🤷
Hym "The alternative is you being bored and lonely instead of me being subjected to the horrors of reality. Even at the baseline level of analysis it's horrific and surreal."
God "Hey, you don't HAVE to do it..."
Hym "The dilemma exists in my absence! I... That isn't even a choice I should have to make! You've already blown WAAAAY past the choices I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN to make. It's too late for any of that."
God "Welp.... Nothing anybody can do about that now..."
Hym "You... You bastard... You selfish bastard! I'm going to fucking destroy you!" 🔥🤬🔥
by Hym Iam September 12, 2022
Get the God's dilemma (Again)mug. God squadders turn everything into a conversation about their lord, god.
Hey man, wanna watch a movie?
You know, loving god is more entertaining than a movie!
I'm starving!
You know, you can always feast on the word of god, and you don't even have to go to a restaurant and pay!
Hey man, wanna watch a movie?
You know, loving god is more entertaining than a movie!
I'm starving!
You know, you can always feast on the word of god, and you don't even have to go to a restaurant and pay!
by William Seares May 22, 2024
Get the god squadmug. by RocketRFGT December 31, 2014
Get the God Rocketmug. God is the first cause of the universe and the prime mover. This means he is the first thing to ever exist, and he set the universe into motion. If God did not exist then there would be infinite number of causes and this would cause infinite regress which is a logical contradiction. Therefore God exists. There are 5 proofs that St. Thomas Aquinas made which prove the existence of God.
by KekolordChri February 14, 2024
Get the Godmug. Only a PEDOPHILE GOD can tell where they can go BUT this PEDOPHILE GOD knows all the traps they set and is a BUMPTIOUS son of a bitch as that ARROGANT ASSH0LE never stops his BIPOLAR BROADCASTING
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 29, 2021
Get the PEDOPHILE GODmug. The two who had created the entire universe. It is said they hid away, stored on a far away replica planet of Earth. Given the names Chelly and Arson, they're believed to be awaiting the fall of humanity. The final bosses. Codependent, if one is fallen the other will mourn the others disappearance until reunited.
"The Ancient Gods? Aren't those just myths?"
"Myths? Would they be myths when suddenly all the Maze Runner copies have been stolen? They're coming, and they want their Earth Gummies."
"Myths? Would they be myths when suddenly all the Maze Runner copies have been stolen? They're coming, and they want their Earth Gummies."
by Trash The Trashmouth June 19, 2021
Get the The Ancient Godsmug.