Lonzo Ball

Synonymous with 'Dad' or 'Father'

I love you, Lonzo Ball

by Kaneisabottler March 20, 2022

Fortnite Balls

When someone is being watched while playing Fortnite, they seek up Fortnite balls on their mother's phone and don't erase the search history, resulting in their being taken to an adoption facility.

billy bob: " i am definitly gonna look up fortnite balls on my moms phone"
Mom:" Youre getting a new family."
Billy bob:"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

by skopix March 24, 2022

blue balls

when a girl teases you but won't make you cum aka madison and then she makes you mad because she is LAME and won't help you finish that's blue balls

madison talks so much over the phone yet won't do anything 🙄 aka blue balls

by blue blazz March 24, 2022

benzocaine balls

A more humorous way to say "numbnuts". Because benzocaine makes things numb and balls because it alliterates with benzocaine.

Jeremy: *says something stupid*
Phil: "Hey, benzocaine balls, that was stupid."

by neyoid March 26, 2022

balls equation

the whole earth exists because of this equation

if balls equation never existed your getting fucked fr

by ballsmanfrfr March 27, 2022

Messy Balls

When one sits so far forward on a toilet seat, while taking a messy dump, that their dicks bend backwards and gets poop on it

I was taking a shit last night and discovered that if you sit too far forward, that you get messy balls.

by TheTurnedOnTelly March 27, 2022

Messy Balls

When one sits so far forward on their toilet seat, while taking a messy dump, that their dick bends right up into their arse and gets shit on it.

I was taking a massive dump last night, while on the edge of my seat, and got messy balls.

by TheTurnedOnTelly March 27, 2022