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New Bro-nfels

the town where all the bros go to float the Comal and Guadalupe rivers. Not to be confused with New Braunfels.
All of the Sigma Nu dudebros from San Marcos and other parts of the dirty eight thirty went to New Bro-nfels to go tubing.
by drew7667 July 8, 2009
mugGet the New Bro-nfelsmug.

bro fucle

A bro fucle is when you and your buddy (bro) fuck a pair of girls (couple of girls). It's the ultimate in male bonding!
"Dude, I can't believe how hot those girls were last night. I'm glad we got to bro fucle them!
by AngstCrescendo April 9, 2022
mugGet the bro fuclemug.

Bro Dance

Sleeping within a variable distance of a bro when you need to charge your phone.
Person 1: my phone is nearly flat, anyone have a charger?
Person 2: yeah there's one on the other side of my bed if you wanna bro dance
by SpreadItLike October 13, 2015
mugGet the Bro Dancemug.

Emi-Bro

An unholy offspring of anger and confusion. This creature lurks near young boys, but is ineffective against women. It has a migration route of Lithuania and Northern Ireland which it travels every 15 years. This creature is extremely dangerous and NEVER! puts it away. Kill on site!
Look out its Emi-Bro!!!!!!
Put it away Emi-Bro!!!!!
by Wee Goof May 8, 2024
mugGet the Emi-Bromug.

just put the fries in the bag bro

A form of belittling used by people who don’t believe in someone's business idea. Implying they should anticipate their future employment at a fast food establishment serving them.

Commonly used to humiliate but can be used to teach.
Human1: “I’m going to open a business that creates dirt to helps worms queef”

Human2: “What? That’s so dumb. Bro will never retire his parents. Just put the fries in the bag bro!”
mugGet the just put the fries in the bag bromug.

Bro

“bro” to a girl
by baddieswest__6289 July 13, 2023
mugGet the Bromug.

Bro

it's a term used on pretty much anyone and its slang for "guy" or "dude" or, controversially, "brother"
" bro nobody cares about your money " " i just took bro's pencil "
by My goofy augh uncle May 13, 2022
mugGet the Bromug.

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