Salty Beans

Salty beans (informal, idiom)

He/Him - Salty Beans
She/Her/Lance Armstrong- Salty Bean.
They/Them - SRBs (Salty Refried Beans)

A feeling of intense, deep-seated irritation or annoyance that affects one profoundly, straight down to ones Genitalia. It describes something that is so irritating it makes you uncomfortable or bothered in such a way as to prevent one from successfully relieve stress by typical means of Masturbation or Edging.

"I swear to God That project has got to the point of being so damn Clown Shoes that is has given me Salty Beans."

by Mel Stoneman June 4, 2025

Black eyed beans

What black eyed peas really are

Those aren't peas they look more like black eyed beans to me

by M£@t-H@mm£r January 10, 2019

Blue Bean

Blue bean occurs when the female is aroused and gets stood up for too long. The symptoms of this include: Sadness, anger, a BF (bitch fit), and never wanting to do anything sexual again because the feeling is so overwhelming you just want it to end. :)

Bruh you deadass finished before me? I WILL GET THE BLUE BEAN

by L-ShookBish-L July 29, 2021

Bean

100.

1. "Yo bro, lemme get a bean off you real quick"

2. "Keep it a bean, bro. You be cappin' for no reasom!"

by Bill’s Bird May 20, 2021

Milky Bean

To expell ones semen on to a clitoris. Then rub said clitoris, using the metaphorical milk as lubricant.

"My partner was as dry as the Sahara last night, and we'd ran out of lube. So I gave her a Milky Bean, and she jilled herself off to ecstasy".

by Bean_Boy December 20, 2021

the dirty bean stalk

the act of putting any type of plant seed into your asshole and letting it grow, until ones partner harvests the crop

that bitch gave me the dirty bean stalk, i still got roots in my butthole.

by the big rig nig May 4, 2025

Bean Head

When someone is a straight up fool

Sophie is a bean head for not unblocking me on Snapchat

by nick82 February 2, 2021