Johne dape

A johne dape is when your friend johne hits the dab so hard it becomes a dape

Man yesterday Johne hit the Johne dape so hard Maren fell in love with him

by YEET mrfootfetish September 10, 2019

John Curtis

A god in Half-Life 2, he's sneaky as a ninja while escaping from combine but deadly as a uh..john curtis when combine make him mad or kill his dog.

Citizen: Have you heard of John Curtis?
Civil Protection Officer: *has flashbacks*

by theultimaterandomnessepic September 12, 2019

John

John is a beautiful, sweet, kind, sexy, guy. He is so faithful to the girl he loves. He plays football and basketball and has muscles of a god! He has the cutest smile and hottest voice. John has a 10 inch dick, and girls LOVE IT! Johns usually go good with Madison’s. John and Madison love to make out. They have some really hot sex too! Madi And John were on top of each other making out on the first date! They love each other’s bodies and walk around naked with each other. They touch each other and shower together. John has the hottest muscle and dick. A John naked is literally gold! John is a hot guy who makes out and has sex with Madison

Madison: My first date with John is tonight!
Shows John In Underwear Working Out
John: Gotta get nice and sexy for the date tonight!
Later That Night
Madi: Hi John
John: Hi
They talk for five minutes
One hour later

Shows Madi And John all over each other naked, lush smooching and kissing. They are having sex!

by Dave5473464 September 21, 2019

John

He has a 30 inches dick and got a lot of girls.

He only wears the rich stuff like gucce, louis and prada. He is one of the funniest person and that why everybody loves him.

Do you know a John?
No, I only know ugly guys.

by Hellao September 29, 2019

John

This dumb ass who is gay and homo and gets guys until things get nasty.

Let’s do it “john pulls down pants” never mined.

by Bossmode403 October 1, 2019

john smith 3:15

“thou shall not dirty dance in da streets”

my dance friends were reciting the bible verse john smith 3:15 to me yesterday

by Johnny Smith 315 October 1, 2019

john michael

a white guy from alabama that skates and eats everything. he’s nice sometimes. his brother or sister is a million times hotter than him, but he’s still cute though.

john michael’s a cutie

by younggayone October 6, 2019