Ass Douche

noun: A clever derivative of Douche or Douche bag, used to avoid sounding like said vaginal sanitation article instead of using the same overused, xbox live, twelve year-old insult again and again with no clever follow up.

Verb: Something most pop-stars, hookers, and Ned Baddy do every day to avoid rectal infection.

Obnoxious idiot: Yea, well I did your mom last night!

You: Ass Douche

Obnoxous idiot: ........ (head explodes while trying to think of a comeback, which he knows is impossible)

by drifter45 November 6, 2011

ass chatter

When one has gas that produces a series of short, loud farts.

The Taco Bell I ate for lunch gave me a bad case of the ass chatter.

by Mr. Bubblehead March 22, 2005

ass destroyer

An omniscient Being in the Form of an Izuchucku Emeka Sent From High Hell to Destroy the Little Holes Of Young Boys

Run! Run I tell you...the Ass Destroyer Got me and he'll Get you Too!!!!!!!!

by The Great Release May 14, 2020

ass coin

An ass coin is a piece of shit that has been flattened between a tight pair of ass cheeks... its the more disgusting version of anal beads.

Man, *person*'s ass must be a mint cuz they shit quaters.

What an ass coin mint.

by stfumofoz November 29, 2010

ass bust

1.to get shot. May or may not necessarily be in the ass.
2.to be spanked in competition

1. yo,...I heard the boy got his ass bust last night!
2. keep talking crazy...that's how you get ya ass bust!
3. ricky played me in madden..he got his ass bust.

by to get shot. may or maybe not May 8, 2014

ass cannon

insult directed towards a person/friend who is constantly releasing methane gas

Damnit Ken! Plug your fucking ass cannon, I'm tired of the room smelling like shit all the time!

by Sneaky September 1, 2004

pickle ass

Some cunt who wants you to sit on her lap, then puts a pickle jar up your asshole when you try to sit down. Then she eats all the pickles out of your ass.

Dawn is a total pickle ass, she all like "lemme get a minute a! pickle ass all up in my house!"

by JxTx MURDA June 11, 2008