So named for the Dreaded Pink puff of Final Fantasy 4, which had a very small chance of dropping its tail when defeated.
Sufferers of pink puff syndrome are unable to stop repeating task regarded as a grind in the hopes that eventually they will be rewarded for their effort by the random number generator.
Sufferers of pink puff syndrome are unable to stop repeating task regarded as a grind in the hopes that eventually they will be rewarded for their effort by the random number generator.
by Forgottenandlost May 8, 2010
Get the Pink Puff Syndromemug. by expedition18 January 20, 2023
Get the mama monkey syndromemug. When a man believes that his physical attractiveness is in unaffected by age. Syndrome sufferers often repeat the word "distinguished" and cite Sean Connery as an example, hence the syndrome name. Afflicted men fail to recognize that the allure of Connery's celebrity status does not apply to them. Plus no woman age 35 or younger would ever want today’s Sean Connery to sexually touch her now. Cures for this syndrome include looking into a mirror and psychoanalysis to break down their deep refusal to acknowledge reality.
Man A: That brunette won't lock eyes with me. I'm gonna get closer.
Man B: Her? She is half your age.
Man A: What are you talking about? My distinguished looks can bag that!
Man B: Dude, you got some chronic Sean Connery Syndrome. I'll be over here when she has the bartender send you away.
Man B: Her? She is half your age.
Man A: What are you talking about? My distinguished looks can bag that!
Man B: Dude, you got some chronic Sean Connery Syndrome. I'll be over here when she has the bartender send you away.
by clevername July 19, 2018
Get the Sean Connery Syndromemug. After having a child:
One stares at people to see if they're watching said child.
The act of telling people to look at said child for every little thing they do.
Being annoyingly proud of said child for things that aren't really worthy of being proud of.
Saying "say hey aunt Charlee!" everytime a person walks into the room; expecting the person(s) to talk to said child every time they walk by said child.
One stares at people to see if they're watching said child.
The act of telling people to look at said child for every little thing they do.
Being annoyingly proud of said child for things that aren't really worthy of being proud of.
Saying "say hey aunt Charlee!" everytime a person walks into the room; expecting the person(s) to talk to said child every time they walk by said child.
Ex. 1- "Look at Brandy! She's slobbering!"
Ex. 2- "Say hey aunt Jenna!!" & being annoyed or sad by no response after the 800th time they have walked by.
Ex. 3- "I'm so proud of Becky! She's 8 months old and is already saying babababababa!"
Ex. 4- Maria told Jenna how annoying Nicole was being when she was trying to watch television:
"I was trying to watch t.v. and Nicole kept staring at me every time her baby moved or screamed... like she expected me to pay attention to everything the kid was doing. Definitely new mom syndrome! Ugh!"
Ex. 2- "Say hey aunt Jenna!!" & being annoyed or sad by no response after the 800th time they have walked by.
Ex. 3- "I'm so proud of Becky! She's 8 months old and is already saying babababababa!"
Ex. 4- Maria told Jenna how annoying Nicole was being when she was trying to watch television:
"I was trying to watch t.v. and Nicole kept staring at me every time her baby moved or screamed... like she expected me to pay attention to everything the kid was doing. Definitely new mom syndrome! Ugh!"
by LeBeautifulDisaster June 20, 2013
Get the New Mom Syndromemug. When you think your female teacher is absolutely smoking hot but in reality it's because she is the only (or least unattractive) female teacher.
Jim: "Mate, how fit is Miss Lee?!"
Dave: "Come off it, blatant case of female teacher syndrome there"
Dave: "Come off it, blatant case of female teacher syndrome there"
by FatherJim May 19, 2015
Get the Female Teacher Syndromemug. An extremely attractive young evangelical who frustrates mankind by refusing to allow anyone to sample her fine genetic attributes. Whilst occasionly this condition can be cured by marriage, in general, such women will shamelessly parade both their physical magnificance and their moral superiority before all men in order to satisfy their relentless desire for universal recognition. Virgin Mary Syndrome is commonly abbreviated to VMS.
Matt: Hey babe, grab your coat love, you've pulled.
Joanna: Sorry Matthew (whilst stroking his arm and pitying his damnation), I'm not that kind of girl, but you're welcome to come to my prayer meeting tomorrow morning.
Matt: Goddamit Jo, Brad told me had Virgin Mary Syndrome. Anyway, so have you seen Candi around?
Joanna: Sorry Matthew (whilst stroking his arm and pitying his damnation), I'm not that kind of girl, but you're welcome to come to my prayer meeting tomorrow morning.
Matt: Goddamit Jo, Brad told me had Virgin Mary Syndrome. Anyway, so have you seen Candi around?
by 69 All Stars May 8, 2013
Get the Virgin Mary Syndromemug. The implication of someone behaving like a "y/n" character (The main character in a fancic) but in real life.
Emily🥺: Omg the teachers here are so finee
James: Bro she must have y/n syndrome
Allie: For real miss girl is trippin idk who she's talking about
James: Bro she must have y/n syndrome
Allie: For real miss girl is trippin idk who she's talking about
by 90° Pop corners November 16, 2021
Get the y/n syndromemug.