jerk off instructor

JOI - When a dude can’t even beat his own meat unless the woman he fantasizes about either gives him consent, or makes a request. As his Jerk off instructor, she has the power to decide when & if he is allowed to bust one by himself.

That poor bastard is WHUPPED ! He can’t even whack off unless his Jerk off Instructor GF gives him permission first.

by Jinx Winchester October 17, 2020

knock off a bracelet

a wristband or bracelet you get at a strip club that entitles you to a number of drinks, sometimes up to five for a set price. e.g. 5 drinks for $15

Jared: Whats up after work?
Darryl: not sure
Jared: you wanna go knock off a bracelet?
Darryl: hell ya

by Darryl Stevenson April 28, 2008

take the top off

To make yourself throw up a little when you’ve been drinking. Prematurely to when one might “pull trig”

That pregame hit different. I think I need to just take the top off.

by Thiccc nick October 9, 2020

Eepy off the za

So tired that you don't even need the za(weed) to sleep

Really really tired or sleepy

That guy fell asleep on the desk he must be Eepy off the za.

Bro I am so tired, I am eepy off the za

by CringyBruhMoment May 19, 2023

Piss the shit off

When you go to the toilet and the person before you has left shit on the bowl that hasn’t flushed

So you proceed to piss the shit off

I went to the toilet earlier today and there was shit remains in the bowl

Piss the shit off

by Therandomone February 4, 2018

pull off a bako

To do something extremely gay.

Greta: I'll come to the gathering for sure, count me in!
Gathering: Happens in 1 hour
Greta: I'm not coming. Sorry not sorry.

Everyone else: Greta pulled off a bako that night.

This is what we call to pull off a bako.

by Bakovoto June 1, 2022

Jack off january

The one month were it's ok to jerk off every single day

Yo bro, Chris failed jack off january. He didn't nut once!

by Basscrack November 11, 2019