rocc moment

A rocc moment happens when someone tells a guy to slit his wrists, came from a user, you guessed it, rocc, who said: "first off fuck you and actually do mutilate your wrists"
Not commonly used.

innocent: hey guys have you heard of this new game called baldi school tycoon where you-
dumbass: shut up, go mutilate yo fucking wrists
random guy: rocc moment
innocent: true

by deliveryman910 April 22, 2024

Norman Moment

Worse than a blonde moment, a temporary lapse of brain cell function where all conceptions of tine and reality disappear

I made plans a month ago with my friend, and just remembered that those plans are right now, oops I had a Norman moment

by StonerwallJaxsun July 10, 2024

Ambulance Moment

A way to gauge whether you are an optimist or a pessimist. When you're by yourself and you realize a general truth such as the word Ambulance being written backwards on the front of the vehicle because it will be recognized by people looking in their rear view mirror. When this happens, optimists will feel smart and pessimists will feel stupid.

I had an Ambulance Moment today while looking at a bottle of beer when I realized that Dos Equis means Two Xes!

by geowmyers June 19, 2022

wifey moment

A moment of romance or fear facing. Showing Love and encouragement ETC... that the Significant other helped with

Wifey moment- Lindsey Helped Spencer with stage fright when she encouraged him to sing at church

by Wifey Moment August 24, 2019

shehecheyanu moments

Shehecheyanu moments are those times when one is grateful for being alive. Shehecheyanu is the blessing of firsts, of thanking God for the little miracles of being alive, of realizing you’re lucky to reach this special time.

Here’s a random list of my Shehecheyanu moments in the past 14 months...

by OuiquitOuiquitO November 29, 2017

BlueCoal moment

When you cry and then do the stupidest shit ever

Last night I cried and then read Peter pan fanfic after, BlueCoal moment.

by SoapEater August 10, 2021

Wendy Moment

Wendy moment is the respond to a statement that you really don’t care or give a shit about.

Wendycan also be used as a shortened version of when did I ask

Person 1: Oh man you should have seen what I did on the weekend

Person 2 : That’s a Wendy moment

*other use*
Person 1 : Oh man you should have seen what I did on the weekend

Person 2: Wendy

by Who’s Wendy November 17, 2019