Chocolate Bong

When a girl gives you a blumpkin and then eats your shitty ass directly afterwards, and then proceeds to suck your dick while warming up your balls with a lighter.

“Christian’s birthday is coming up and he’s debating asking his girl for a chocolate bong”

by ballknower44 February 16, 2025

chocolate wise

When you eat a reasonable amount of chocolate at Easter, eating too much would be unwise.

"Are you going to be chocolate wise this Easter?"

by Chocolatewise December 10, 2022

Chocolate Icecream

When you take a shit and it goes all over your ass cheeks.

Fuck, I'm having chocolate icecream

by mY dONkeY iS cOoL June 26, 2021

Chocolate surprise

When an morbid obese sits nude on someone’s face and rip ass.

Yo, look porky the pig is giving Rocky Mountains a chocolate surprise.

by Android__64/99.21.44 April 18, 2020

Forbidden Chocolate

A type of chocolate that consists of laxatives.

Please be sure not to eat that Forbidden Chocolate, or you will have diarrhea!

by Killercoke2 April 3, 2024

chocolate titshake

When you pour chocolate sauce in your mouth and proceed to suck on a pregnant women’s nipple, creating a chocolate titshake in your mouth.

My girls been a handful ever since I knocked her up, but at least I get a chocolate titshake once in a blue moon.

by biggeytree33 October 7, 2019

Chocolate Caviar

To eat fish poop like chocolate.

“Hey man, did you actually eat my chocolate caviar?”

“What!”, “I thought those were raisins”

by Saucy_Ramen_God April 24, 2019