chalkboard moment

Getting called up to the chalkboard or whiteboard with an erection and having your whole class see

Tom: man im so embarrassed i had a chalkboard moment earlier.

Eric: yeah i noticed and so did the rest of the class.

by Sir_derps_alot February 21, 2016

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Moment Machine

A cultural, historical, or tragic event in which the general public has the same thought on their minds simultaneously, creating a significant point in time.

Everybody's saying, texting, facebooking the exact same thing. Looks like we're caught up in the Moment Machine....

by thisisreallyhappening February 03, 2014

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Dougie Moment

(Duh - gee - moe - ment)

1, Kicking ass at Bloons TD6

2, Saying something horribly racist and/or homophobic

3, Committing Arson

4, Charles Manson

Son, you are dishonorably discharged for having too many Dougie Moments

by FrickceH December 27, 2020

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Tolma Moment

When somebody says or does something so stupid/nonsensical that you have to ask 2 billion questions to get the meaning out of it.

For context person B's computer is broken
person B: hey should i take my computer back now or leave it at the repair shop
Person A: what the fuck are you talking about, leave it obviously it has to get fixed
Person B: Oh no it is going to get fixed, i was just talking about "getting the files".
Person A: ?????????????
Person C: thats a Tolma Moment.

by SabaPro December 29, 2023

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Mikan moment

When mikan does an expected move and calls out on something idiotic or anything in general

Definition 2: when mikan explains how that’s stupid as fuck

Mikan: “that looks ugly as fuck”
Someone: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FSGGOT I WILL FUCK YOU UP BTICH CUNT! YOU DESERVE TO DIE”
Mikan:”ok”

Here’s mikan moment being defined in sentences

by M0BZ October 01, 2021

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