King Kong

The King Kong is what you call a person that has a long slong and You have to congragulate them by saying Whoa you have a King Kong Long Slong Rong Dong Like Mother Fucking Hong Kong

Oh Babe you have a King Kong Long Slong Rong Dong Like Mother Fucking Hong Kong

by King Kong Long Slong March 8, 2021

Romance King

Romance Elzie James King is an American singer, songwriter, instrumentalist, actor, author, and businessman known primarily for his work in country music.

Romance King is the best country artist out there

by REJK November 21, 2021

King for Root

When a red headed man with a thousand yard stare, let’s call him ‘James’ for this hypothetical example, is touched inappropriately by an indirect family member

Long time no see my beautiful nephew, how about some king for root?

by onlineman May 8, 2022

Beard king

Beard King is the name bestowed upon the great King of Chin Hair, the Ruler of all that flows follically, the Master of Manicured Man Hair. He is the greatest example of Beardness ever known. He. Is. Eric.

Eric has been Beard King since 2016, his reign has been historic.

by The BeardKing June 7, 2021

King of the Goldfish

A man who lives off of tiny crackers in the shape of a goldfish.

Logan is the King of the Goldfish as you can tell by the empty silver bag & crumbs on his desk.

by Lordoftime25 September 28, 2022

King Gizzard

1. Easily the most exciting band since the turn of the century, or ever.
They put out 1-5 albums per year, completely varying in genre base (psych-rock, thrash and prog metal, avante garde jazz, folk, garage, electronica, indie, prog rock, etc..), yet still incredibly consistent in quality. Not a jam band, a band that jams.

2. A band with an amazing and dedicated fan base of very kind people.

“Yo do you like King Gizzard”
“They are OK, but I’ve only listened to Omnium Gatherum.”
“Understandable, That is not their best work, check out Nonagon Infinity or L.W”
“Wow! These guys rock! So Crish.”

by Churd August 6, 2024

King Teo

King Teo is a god who eats to much chocolate

- I'm starting to become king Teo
- maybe you shouldn't eat that much chocolate

by Nagito hoemeada October 4, 2020