Urban Dictionary

A place where death is automatically indefinitely positively thoroughly and truly inevitable.

You: *looks up the urban dictionary in the urban dictionary*
Google: *dies*
Computer: *dies*
Fbi: *bangs on door* "FBI OPEN UP"

by mmmmmmbjgbugcdsxxqwertyuiop[[[ May 5, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A stupid website that wont let me define my friend Liam as a joke. fuck you urban dictionary I love you.

"Urban dictionary likes men"

by peniscockdickschlongdingaling April 26, 2021

Urban dictionary

Social media as a dictionary. Kinda. Also a place to search up random words when bored.

Friend: what does “couch” mean?
Me: Search it up in Urban Dictionary, you’ll thank me later
*five minutes later*
Friend: Well, that was insulting
Me: It’s speaking facts though

by Just_hate_twowrlds October 9, 2022

I am new to urban dictionary

Oh really? You are? Nice. NOW GET READY TO BECOME ADDICTED TO IT.

"Hey Charlotte, Are you on urban dictionary?"
"Yeah. You?"
"I am new to urban dictionary"
"ARE YOU AN INFANT? WERE YOU JUST BORN? IF NO, THEN WHAT WERE YOU DOING TILL NOW?"
"I was wasting my life..."

by Cierra Allison March 5, 2022

Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary is a dictionary is written by people like you, there are some funny and weird meanings behind these words. Urban Dictionary is one of the most famous dictionaries

oooooooo what does that mean? Time to search on urban dictionary!

by PepeDaCoffinFrog October 20, 2020

Urban Dictionary

A website children cannot use to find dictionary meanings when they leave theirs at school.

Homework: Find the meaning of “naughty”
Stoopid boi: uses urban dictionary

Urban Dictionary: a sexy lady
Stoopid boy:...............
Teacher: BOI WHAT THE FU-

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Urban Dictionary

It was wonderful site that you can go find truth and funny definitions of reality which was fun for memes until unholy event in iran took place and now every body looking at their own name definitions and post it on their stories which is wrong and not funny

we get it you are cool just leave rest of us alone

Q:Do you use Urban Dictionary ?
A: For what ? To search my name and make story out of it and say to im cool which im not in real life.

Hey look my name in urban dictionary means nothing to my real boring life i think i need to find something more interesting in life.

My name is reza i search it on Urban dictionary means some one that is za again ,cool right? (NO ONE CARES)

by Realfryanima August 16, 2018