Phantom Homework Syndrome

A disorder in which the victim has an intense and irrational fear that something is due today despite knowing that the semester evidently ended more than 24 hours ago. It is caused by residual anxiety from finals week. Found in college students, both male and female, but mostly seniors with complex majors and/or multiple minors. The best course of treatment is a combination of alcohol of varying types and 4-5 weeks of non-mentally stimulating activities i.e. Netflix.

Although I turned in every last assignment and my grades are already posted, I can't help but feel like I have something due today. I must have Phantom Homework Syndrome.

by LouiseyFBaby December 19, 2013

Female Teacher Syndrome

When you think your female teacher is absolutely smoking hot but in reality it's because she is the only (or least unattractive) female teacher.

Jim: "Mate, how fit is Miss Lee?!"
Dave: "Come off it, blatant case of female teacher syndrome there"

by FatherJim May 19, 2015

Endless Piss Syndrome

When one urinates for extended amounts of time, generally significantly longer than their normal amount of time. Endless piss syndrome often occurs in the form of many small outbursts of urine after the main stream has ended. This can happen from a number of different factors, one is drinking way too much Coffee.

Dude I've been stood here for hours, I have a major case of Endless Piss Syndrome

by ReallyCoolDude June 3, 2015

Angry elf syndrome

A disease that causes one to be extremely short and small and have extreme anger issues.

"Dude he looks mad"
"Ph don't mind him he's just got angry elf syndrome"

by Heyitsdaddyacids December 12, 2016

Sean Connery Syndrome

When a man believes that his physical attractiveness is in unaffected by age. Syndrome sufferers often repeat the word "distinguished" and cite Sean Connery as an example, hence the syndrome name. Afflicted men fail to recognize that the allure of Connery's celebrity status does not apply to them. Plus no woman age 35 or younger would ever want today’s Sean Connery to sexually touch her now. Cures for this syndrome include looking into a mirror and psychoanalysis to break down their deep refusal to acknowledge reality.

Man A: That brunette won't lock eyes with me. I'm gonna get closer.

Man B: Her? She is half your age.
Man A: What are you talking about? My distinguished looks can bag that!
Man B: Dude, you got some chronic Sean Connery Syndrome. I'll be over here when she has the bartender send you away.

by clevername July 19, 2018

Doppler-Bell Syndrome

A malady contracted by conspiracy theorists whereby one believes that hurricanes are "steered" by doppler radar sites. When doppler sites are overlaid onto a map of Taco Bell locations, the same conclusion can be drawn. Targeted Individuals are particularly susceptible to this grave condition. 5G is also working its way into the mix.

Doppler-Bell Syndrome appears to be most prevalent in and around the gulf states.

by LanceBoyle August 17, 2018

Gay person syndrome

Gay person syndrome is when a gay person finds out about another previously thought to be straight persons gayness and is instantly attracted to them because of it.

“Just found out karen is gay. I think i have a crush on her”

“Oh no, it’s just gay person syndrome. Probably”

by milquetoastfiend November 17, 2019