monkey springs

A black man's pubic hairs

I went to the bathroom, and Ty left his monkey springs all over the floor.

by Chefs kiss November 18, 2022

Vanilla Monkey

A white person that acts like a black person.

Jaden is a vanilla monkey.

by Lewis90 December 31, 2021

Monkey Fuck

Really shitty weed.

“No, I’m not gonna match with that monkey fuck you’ve got”

by Spunky Buns May 18, 2022

Sped monkey

Someone who is named Noah and likes men is an example of someone who is sped.

YOUR A FUCKING SPED MONKEY! bob

by susboi2 May 24, 2022

Mayonnaise Monkey

A way to call someone white, or just to call them something else other than a cracker.

Jared is such a mayonnaise monkey, he thinks he owns everything.

by Defining dude March 14, 2022

Vodka Monkey

Derogatory term for a person of Russian descent.

You hear about all the Vodka monkeys invading Ukraine. They sure like to act like Putin isn't a dictator.

by Ghost of Kiev February 24, 2022

monkey-shaking

two or more people dancing ridiculously close, on top of eachother, grinding

"OMG!! What whores! Sarah, Britney, & steve where monkey-shaking at YMCA camp!"

by Chica Boom August 27, 2004