rolling stones kid

a guy you meet at a high school orientation who holds string by the end to not participate in school activities. he doesn’t know how to eat a freezie and has an orange honda and a mom named pamela

man i met an rolling stones kid at orientation today

by immafightyouman January 11, 2019

Tik Tok Kid

Cool kids who decide they like there mom more than there dad

Tik Tok Kid means jk lol ur mom geey

by Irnebdhdibrbfjdjeejirntndiri January 31, 2019

may flower kids

Okay so basically no one likes them and you DON’T wanna be one of them. It’s a kid who sells may flowers and maybe that sounds normal but oh god no if you going near a May flower kid your life is over. You gonna be mentally instable and scared for your whole life. So STAY AWAY FROM THE KIDS WITH THE FLOWERS OR YOU NOT GONNA MAKE IT TO NEXT YEAR! IF YOU SEE THEM RUN FOR YOUR LIFE OR THEY WILL ASK YOU “Do YoU wAnT tO buY mAy FlOwErS?” And I promise you not gonna make it. Thanks.

May flower kids , they just go around with a green bag and trying to sell stupid plastic flowers to you.

by Majblommehataren April 19, 2019

Joe Rapes Kids

Joe Mchugh eats kids out

Joe: Hey izzy you've matured like a fine wine
Izzy: I don't want that in my mouth
Everyone: Joe Rapes Kids

by BlueShoeWanker May 17, 2019

the walmart yodeling kid

The Walmart yodeling kid is a legend of our time. Not only does he yodel but.. he has a shiny belt. He became an over night sensation thanks to someone uploading a video of him singing/yodeling a song in a Walmart.

Example a:
“Did you see that video on twitter of the yodeling walmart kid?”
“Yea bruv, i wish i could yodel like that.”
Example b: I wish I could have a shiny belt like the Walmart yodeling kid.

by Flying flashlight May 21, 2018

You're kidding me!

A phrase to use when you refuse to believe something

Ashton: I just bought Apple Company!
Iman: ''You're Kidding Me!''

by Ksbsjsjohebsn November 26, 2020

kids' crucifix orgy

where a bunch of rural kids with no electronics crucify one kid, and then all the other kids, naked with their clothes a distance away, take turns sucking the crucified kid's dick, and touching each other. Occasional anal sex happens, it lasts for hours, and is to be played on a small, open hill with flatland at least 20m in radius. The cross must be in the middle of the field, visible to planes.

"Hey man wanna have a kids' crucifix orgy with the rest of the boys? We're only 9 but as long as there are no cams-"

"Wait that's illegal"

by ElsonDaSushiChef/SushiMii_YT February 19, 2021