Metaknight kid 

A shitty unskilled lowlife garbage scum of the earth, a worthless child with lack of brain nor friends. Sitting on their fatasses mashing the b button as they throw their worthless lives away eating their 30th slice of pizza in one day. These people have no place in society and are nothing but a disgrace to society belonging to the trash we step on

Metaknight kid- “Oh wow he has no father he uses meta knight”

Metaknight kid by adkfkeoeodff June 27, 2022

Ipad kid 

A 9 year old who is always on his iPad that probably has a bulky neon case. usually drooling while watching YouTube, playing Minecraft, or playing roblox. Continues to watch his iPad even if he is walking, eating, sleeping, etc.

they contort their bodies around couches and chairs in the most awkward of positions, not even paying attention to their surroundings.

“Oh my GAWD, Gavin is such an iPad kid. His parents were fighting and threw a vase that shattered right by him but he didn’t even notice since he was watching those stupid FNAF gaming videos on YouTube while eating apple slices and drooling on the couch.”

Ipad kid by absolut_DAWGWATRE June 28, 2022

Band kid 

A day for band kids.

A day for fun band kids

Band kid by Hatkid123 June 28, 2022

keys kid

A homeschool kid that claims they actually went to school even though they sat at home all day. they may think they are more intelligent than their normal counterparts, however, the only thing they have more of is social ineptitude

Omg did you see that keys kid? He was so awkward, right?

keys kid by epicstyleswag July 5, 2022

iPad kid 

The same kid with snot crusted hands and a booger coated laptop that is missing half the keys and has to have the screen propped up bc the hinge is broken and can't be unplugged bc it dies immediately and the power cord is always hanging in midair bc it is plugged into the furthest possible outlet all while not responding to their name, contorting themselves into knots nearly falling out of their chair and making random vocalizations from time to time.

Tina: I just had to take a 20 minute tour of the swamp thing's Minecraft house.

Sam: Whose?

Tina: "The kid over there eating his own snot bubble with the YouTube volume maxed out."

Sam: "oh yeah, Jennifer's kid, total iPad kid."

iPad kid by Don't hesitate, order today! July 5, 2022

iPad kid 

Someone who can not eat without watching a video in the background. This creature typically will believe he is in fact not a iPad kid. Use caution when confronted by one.

I'm not a iPad kid but I can't eat without watching a video in the backround.

iPad kid by TDSanta July 5, 2022

IPad kid 

a middle schooler called ben

whats Ben doing?

oh he's just being an iPad kid.

IPad kid by yams a jam July 6, 2022