as thick as a Boxing Day turd

A way of describing someone who is thick or stupid.

“She’s as thick as a Boxing Day turd, her!”

by AwesomeGuy898 June 21, 2025

Boxing whale

A person who thinks he is amazingly good at boxing however his overall performance and technique is about as good as the search for Madeline McCann. This person may be so far up his own arse he may believe he will persue an amateur career no matter who not even the coach can persuade him that he is shit.

Oliver: Lads! Fucked my wrist from how hard I pounded them boxing bags last night!
Rhys: No ol its because you slap the box with the side of your wrist because ur shit.
Oliver: No im a boxing whale, I may not be as good as AJ but I will pursue an amateur career

by Newtons cradle May 24, 2017

Boxxed

Past tense of “to box”

I boxxed up all my books today

by Psuedomyn August 17, 2023

Hot box (box)

When a male and female have sex and the woman is on top and the guy farts and the fart rolls up around the ball sack and up around the shaft into the woman's pussy.

Aye bro I had this ten over last night and while we were boning I hit her with a hot box (box).

by younowhoIam June 24, 2023

nonsense box

(Noun) - a person, most likely a female, who doesn't know what they are talking about or generally talks a lot of shit.

Woman: "Whoop whoop drinks with my besties tonight!"

Me: "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU NONSENSE BOX"

by RascalHewlettII January 13, 2014

Mack My Box

Apparently is defined as a request to eat ones pussy properly

Bruh, she said “Mack My Box” and so I did.

by Jonny Punonny January 31, 2024

Slap Box

A term used infrequently (in areas of Chicago usually by a male), who has initiated rough intercourse with someone he dislikes or even hates in some cases.

RG decided to Slap Box with JP before Wayne got a chance.

by NotAtROPH May 1, 2023