Zoom

A video call app that is so damn easy to use.

Person 1: How are you coping with office work...
Person 2: It’s Zoom man.
Person 1: Heard about it. How is it?
Person 2: Not so bad, a little shitty but so damn easy to use.

by foolkid April 27, 2020

Zoom Tuxedo

Not wearing pants online. "Business up top...party down below"

I joined my team meeting today wearing my Zoom tuxedo.

by Funk April 29, 2020

Zoom

To "zoom" someone. It means to create a zoom meeting with an individual or a group of people

Person A: "Let's zoom"
Person B: "Link?"

Person A: "We need to talk"
Person B: "Sure, zoom me up"

by bunnnz April 30, 2020

Zoom Stalk

when you’re working remotely (through a pandemic) and miss your coworkers so much that you stalk their calendars and drop in on their zoom calls.

After a long day of meetings, I love to zoom stalk my coworkers calendars and drop into their calls as if I was invited.

(Just to pretend like I’m walking by a meeting room or their desks to say hello)

by god Karen May 14, 2020

Zoom tidy

Where your home is a total state, mess everywhere, except the area in which you take and join a Zoom video call.

How you coping with lockdown?
Well, I got the place Zoom tidy, but later I will clean the kitchen, bathroom and bedroom to make it all habitable.

by Bear Funny Comedy May 16, 2020

Zoombified

The zombie-like state entered into by those forced to have too many online meetings

He was on Zoom meetings all day now he is totally Zoombified

by Windfarmer May 16, 2020

Zoomified

The process of turning life events previously done in person into online formats.

Parents have confronted the daily struggle of trying to do their jobs while also home-schooling. Adult children haven’t been able to visit their elderly parents. Graduations, weddings, and even funerals have been put on hold or 'zoomified'... (Christine Benz - Morningstar Investments, May 21st, 2020)

by Carl Davidson May 21, 2020