Owen Johnson

A loud and obnoxious man, Owen Johnson can be found shouting out things like "LITTLE MANNN" and "IT'S WEDGE'S BIRTHDAY!" between mouthfulls of cake, political debates and un-comformable anti-religious beliefs. His motivation to do well in life is based upon the fact that he resides in the county slum, aka Tonyrefail, thus his schoolwork is immaculately presented and is well received by his teachers, and love is felt towards them by Owen, apart from Mrs Goodridge whom he has a distaste for due to the resentment felt towards Owen after discovering that he is a homophobe. Although Owen's stomach sticks out as much as a rucksack carried by an Afghan in an American airport, Owen is a lovely boy and can be extremely attentive and caring, once asking me "yow orait". His lack of a belt - which reveals his neatly manicured and shaved arsehole - is compensated for by his beautiful smile. Owen is a gorgeous boy and will succeed in his life which will unfortunately be cut short, due to a high possibility of developing heart disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes or a heart attack.

"I did an Owen Johnson last night"
"What?! You revised for 7 hours straight?"

by Mark Greenberg June 6, 2018

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owen elias

Hes a bloody cunt that is incredibly annoying, especially if you sit besides him in maths, and he always either attempts to outsmart you or physically hurt you

Me: Owen What's up
Owen elias: nothing you idiot, btw fo you know the pythagorean theory because I do.
Me:of course I do you silly nonce
Owen elias: ok the fuck you "proceeds to kick my shin"

by Gabba is the goat April 27, 2022

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Owen Nelson

The name of a God

He is an absolute Legend and is better then everyone else

if you don’t love him your a little bit wet

Who are you?
Owen Nelson
(Gets on there knees and starts worshipping)

by Owen Nelson May 24, 2019

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Owen Move

Saying or doing something really stupid

Guy1: “Haha that’s she said”
Guy2: “Wait really”
Guy1: “Dude that’s an Owen move”

by Dgekwkwbev April 11, 2020

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Owen Pomroy

Owen pomroy is an obsessive of people of the female origin he blatantly masturbates over A3 pictures of girls, he has the smallest dick in the world some say he doesnt have one, also when playing xbox his dad sneaks up on him with a baseball bat and beats him

woah dave is obsessing with that girl what an owen pomroy

by thatreally cool guy December 13, 2012

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