Liam Owen

A drug dealer who would sell his grandma if the price was good enough.

Who's Liam owen?
A Butt

by mr.nuggets October 7, 2019

Owen Johnson

A loud and obnoxious man, Owen Johnson can be found shouting out things like "LITTLE MANNN" and "IT'S WEDGE'S BIRTHDAY!" between mouthfulls of cake, political debates and un-comformable anti-religious beliefs. His motivation to do well in life is based upon the fact that he resides in the county slum, aka Tonyrefail, thus his schoolwork is immaculately presented and is well received by his teachers, and love is felt towards them by Owen, apart from Mrs Goodridge whom he has a distaste for due to the resentment felt towards Owen after discovering that he is a homophobe. Although Owen's stomach sticks out as much as a rucksack carried by an Afghan in an American airport, Owen is a lovely boy and can be extremely attentive and caring, once asking me "yow orait". His lack of a belt - which reveals his neatly manicured and shaved arsehole - is compensated for by his beautiful smile. Owen is a gorgeous boy and will succeed in his life which will unfortunately be cut short, due to a high possibility of developing heart disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes or a heart attack.

"I did an Owen Johnson last night"
"What?! You revised for 7 hours straight?"

by Mark Greenberg June 6, 2018

owen elias

Hes a bloody cunt that is incredibly annoying, especially if you sit besides him in maths, and he always either attempts to outsmart you or physically hurt you

Me: Owen What's up
Owen elias: nothing you idiot, btw fo you know the pythagorean theory because I do.
Me:of course I do you silly nonce
Owen elias: ok the fuck you "proceeds to kick my shin"

by Gabba is the goat April 27, 2022

owen ward

Fuckface stupid bitch who thinks hes funny and

''couldve fucked Tanya" Plays double bass like a bitch

Dementor

God owen ward is a fuck face

Roger: Dude I'm never getting laid

Bob: You don't want to be a owen ward

by FukBoi2000 August 1, 2014

Owen Nelson

The name of a God

He is an absolute Legend and is better then everyone else

if you don’t love him your a little bit wet

Who are you?
Owen Nelson
(Gets on there knees and starts worshipping)

by Owen Nelson May 24, 2019

Owen Joke

The act of telling a joke so unfunny that it will make everyone in the general vicinity go silent unanimously instantly upon hearing the joke.

Angel: “Oh no guys Owen’s walking up to us. He is probably gonna tell another Owen Joke.”
Dylan: “Not again!”
Owen: “Dead Sea! How is the Sea gonna live now!”
*Silence*

by IgnoredShark April 29, 2022

Owen doyle

Htons finest owen doyle undefeated hton warrior

Owen doyle is hamilton centrals finest warrior

by LARKHALLS FINEST JUDE REID July 11, 2023