Whiskey Wednesday

A day when you get drunk all day and you are not drunk until the days end.

"Yo how was your whiskey wednesday my off the chains"

by luciferthe14th September 20, 2019

Whiskey Throat

Drinking enough whiskey and yelling enough the night before that you can't talk the next day.

My little monster drove me to Whiskey Throat yesterday...

by Kalezek February 15, 2020

Whiskey Time-Machine

(Abstract/noun/adj/slg)- when you've spent so much of your life wasted on whiskey and alcoholic similes, you awaken one day to realize you are now 50 years old and your sweet children have grown to adulthood without your guidance or parental presence. No matter how bad you want to wind back the clock, the time machine has broken, and you are stuck in nightmare land.

Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Sam Fukkit stepped into the whiskey time-machine accelerator... and vanished. Oh boy.

by Whiskey Drinker Me September 8, 2020

Whiskey Ribs

When you're drinking whiskey, and you can start to feel the alcohol in your ribcage.

I can feel this whiskey in my ribcage. Sounds like whiskey ribs to me!

by B00pieSn00ts October 30, 2020

whiskey drinkers whistle

a wet so intense that it is wetter than normal

my girl was so turned on that her nether regions were wetter than a whiskey drinkers whistle

by Samran53 October 21, 2020

Whiskey Tits

Nursing mother gets drunk and has to pump and dump the next day.

The baby had to eat formula because mommy has whiskey tits.

by UniqueName# January 5, 2021

Whiskey-Nick

When you celebrate an accomplishment by drinking an entire bottle of whiskey, eating an edible, smoking a cigar, devouring your entire pantry, and then proceed to vomit and diarrhea all over the house.

“Man, Last night I finished the remodel and whiskey-nicked all over the bathroom walls. I’m never drinking Jack Daniels again.”

by martymcfly713 April 30, 2021