A large mammal that resides in everglades and swamp like terrain. Although smaller than other cetacean it is highly aggressive and will bite your arm off. Muskeg whale is attracted to the fungal condition known as muskeg dick, in which the fungus will emit a scent. Muskeg whales are rare but when spotted cam be seen emitting a stream of water through its blow hole on average 6" in diameter
Ex. Thar she blows the great white muskeg whale.
I got the skeg Dick so I best stay away from the swamp or else the muskeg whale'say get me
I got the skeg Dick so I best stay away from the swamp or else the muskeg whale'say get me
by theedragoon September 24, 2013
Get the muskeg whalemug. by AlfiePalmer1379 August 19, 2013
Get the Whale Bangermug. An overweight, female tourist (typically american) mostly located at hotel pools or landmarks. They are recognizable by their excessively large and colorful clothes. As soon as the pool whale reaches maturity, they receive extremely tiny backpacks (usually pink). It is important to mention that they cannot swim. Instead, they simply float around. Whilst in tourist mode, they like taking pictures with iPads.
by TheBoo's September 26, 2014
Get the pool whalemug. by MisakiiChan March 11, 2021
Get the Sperm whalemug. by Funnyladyinok November 14, 2013
Get the whale pattymug. When a male pulls his pants down during a zoom call and jumps up, effectively flashing his dick to the entire class.
The into-view, out-of-view act resembles a majestic whale breach, blink and you'll miss it.
The into-view, out-of-view act resembles a majestic whale breach, blink and you'll miss it.
by Stinky Link January 26, 2021
Get the Whale Breachmug. by Rainbuttcorntin January 13, 2017
Get the whale denmug.