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Western Pleasure

A sex act, in which a person chokes themselves with a lasso, while being simultaneously penetrated by a cactus, yelling "Yee Yee!"
"You can go Western Pleasure yourself, you telephone pole-family-tree-having sonofabitch."
by Palaka Ma'i October 22, 2025
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Western Tea-Bag

a sex position involving an ass slap followed by a male turning and dropping his balls on his partner’s belly button. This is followed by a loud YEE-HAW
I me Mike at a rodeo last night and he took me home and western tea-bagged me. It was so great!
by Orangebannana619 November 14, 2025
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Riding Western

When giving a handjob and you turn your fist to face the other direction.
He didn't like the way I was cranking his hog because he said I was too fancy. So, I switched it around and had him riding western.
by anonymous April 28, 2025
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western style tug

The act of which a woman lassos a rope around a man’s penis while they attempt to escape.
Hey Janet, you really got me with that western style tug last night
by G.t Harp April 6, 2024
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western style tug

The act in which a woman attempts to tie a lasso around a man’s penis, while they attempt to escape from them
Janet you really got me with that western style tug last night.
by G.t Harp April 6, 2024
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Western values

Aren't the reason we have A.I. though is it?
Hym "The reason we have it is because a guy who REJECTS YOUR VALUES ENTIRELY figured out how get it to perceive the world. It SEEMS LIKE (and this is a call-back to something I've said previously) your western values are just stealing shit from people who don't share your values and taking credit for shit you didn't actually do. Blatant intellectual property theft I called it. So, as I've said before, you're shit. Your values are shit. Your religion is literally just an attempt to enslave everyone (but it's for the greater good guys! Really!). So, no. You're bullshit institution isn't better than the other institution. I turned the wheel of progress with mine own 2 hands. Your institutions did nothing. You did nothing. And Dave Ruben is a gay jew. GAYVE JEWBEN!"
by Hym Iam May 24, 2024
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Western Goodbye

When you are too busy kissing a cowboy to notice what is going on around you.
I was giving a Western goodbye. - EP
by BossyBoi March 13, 2024
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