penile virus

a virus of the penis.

chip- 'oh shit boyyy, you gots gonorrhea in yo dick.'
dale- 'damn man, i know... its a pretty uncomfortable penile virus.'

by penile master262 August 7, 2008

pussydactel virus

a virus which is only able to infect the pansy boys of the country. when infected you become a complete pusscake

rumor has it austin stewart is infected with the pussydactel virus

by gberdfhwyusj January 10, 2009

Thot Virus

The sickness you acquire from being around thots. It makes you a thot.

Me: I'm feeling a little thot-ish right now.
Jim: Well it's because you hang around Paulo. He is a true thot. You might have the Thot Virus now!
Me: Oh no!!! I don't want to be a thot like him!

by the crack down October 29, 2014

Ludo Vicus Bong

The act of installing a lightning protection system. The words mainly come from old Javanese language. Ludo means Installation, Vicus Bong means Lightning Protection

Darwin: Hey, i just did Ludo Vicus Bong on my dad's office yesterday!
Rusli: Great, now you finally won't need to worry about lightning striking your dad's office anymore!

by bsdtb May 5, 2017

Pussy virus

When a male doesn't receive or get pussy often and gets a virus called pussy virus that puts them in a depression that can be deadly in no more than a couple months

I have the pussy virus

by Booteyim August 20, 2017

Marburg virus

A virus closely related to Ebola with a 50% death rate, which is not widely known because no large outbreaks have been reported for decades. The early symptoms include jaundice, blood in eyes, and head and stomach pains. Later symptoms are vomiting up one’s stomach lining and blood (or vomito negro), meager brain activity, and hemorrhaging, which includes the liquifying of one’s organs and blood seeping from all orifices. Marburg is closely linked to bat guano in Kitum Cave.

Shem Musoke is a survivor of Marburg virus, which he was infected with after a patient with it vomited in his face.

by Verballyironic December 3, 2017

Corona virus

A hyped flu without a vaccine.
people infected with corona does a roadtrip through the world.

i have the Corona virus man.

don't stay home man.

by big gae weeb March 11, 2020