velvet steam roller

When a man sits on the face of another person with the asshole meeting the eyes of the person laying down. The scrotal sack is stretched over the persons nose laying down while passing gas slowly pulling the sack up to the nose.

As I was sitting down, I slowly draped my sack over her upper lip and released the heat encapsulating the full body of the Velvet Steam Roller into her sinus cavity.

by QDOGGY February 08, 2023

Brown Velvet Special

A sex act in which the gentleman caller has his anus shaved and the women performs a dirty rusty trombone.

Alyssa got crazy last night and gave Robert the brown velvet special.

by beard man and ali gator December 10, 2013

Red Velvet Cake

When a guy creampies a girl on her period, pulls his penis out, and spreads it on her ass.

Last night I got drunk and made a red velvet cake with my girl.

by TellyMadeIt April 14, 2022

Velvet Tunnel

Sickeningly sweet and soft tunnel desired by men and women worldwide. Located between the legs of an eager woman.

Best night of my life ended when I blew my load int the velvet tunnel.

by stage slave January 31, 2023

red velvet premix

When the girl is menstruating and has a yeast infection, and then sits on your face, moving up and down your nose and lips.

We got in bed, and she performed a red velvet premix all over my face.

by James Gresham December 19, 2023

Velvet hoo hoo

A beautiful, tasty, pussy that is freshly shaved and as smooth as velvet.

I was jonesing for an ice cream cone, but my girl's velvet hoo hoo looked much more desirable.

by SlimShadee June 14, 2016

velvet ear

Club soda

Get me a velvet ear....

by Rickthetoolman February 18, 2018