sand in the vagina

A metaphor describing someone who complains a lot or who is given to whining.

Andy: "But guys!...I don't want to go to Bennigans, their food gives me the runs!"
Carl: "Quit acting like a little bitch with sand in the vagina!"
Tina: "Yeah, here's a douche!"

by St Crab July 5, 2006

Vagina ADD

A condition in which an individual seeking intercourse from a female (ie vagina) is incapable of devoting the necessary attention to the endeavor because he is too distracted by other prospects of intercourse.

While dancing with a sure thing girl, Tommy's Vagina ADD flared up and caused him to stop dancing mid-song and approach another group of girls. In the ensuing maelstrom of estrogen and hurt feelings, Tommy ended the night with no vagina whatsoever.

by Motuu June 4, 2009

Alive Vagina

The white version of Dead ass.

Jamal:Yo, you got dat shit?
Tommy:No, I left it at home bro.
Jamal:Oh, you dead ass?
Tommy:Yeaah, I'm alive vagina my dude.

by hot4boyz101 January 10, 2010

Vagina Fetish

One of the most common fetishes among males in the world, apart from the boob fetish. A condition in which sexual arousal and/or pleasure is derived from making physical contact with a human female vagina.

Dude: Bro, I really like vaginas.
Bro: Dude, me too. I have a vagina fetish.
Dude: Bro, me too.

by RustBuckit June 17, 2010

Lava Vagina

when a girl does a handstand and the partner fingers her in her vagina until she erupts causing the substance to flow down her like lava

yo dude i was totally fingering my lady last night when she was doing a handstand, and she erupted all over herself.

DUDE!! THATS A LAVA VAGINA!

by gary topenio August 28, 2008

vagina jew

A woman that is being stingy giving up the pussy.

That chick at the club last night was being a vagina Jew.

by Vashardsky May 21, 2017

Vagina Hug

The act of a woman exercising her kegel muscles with a penis in her vagina. Thus in a sense, her vagina is hugging the penis. This is usually done after orgasm of both parties as a "thank you for a job well done" to her man.

She gave me a vagina hug after I fisished inside of her. I must have rocked her world!

by LAC6 November 4, 2011