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cheese in my urinary tract 

Exclamation if you are to dumb to say words.
My older brother was too dumb to say words so instead of sfhjrhfujcjguskdiyb he said there is cheese in my urinary tract

brendon urie'd 

To be hit in the face with a water bottle,as made poular by Panic! At The Disco frontman Brendon Urie at the 2006 Reading and Leeds Festival. Often has hilarious effects.
"That motherfucker stole my bitch,I'm gonna Bredon Urie him!"~Throws water bottle~"Bwah-ha-ha-ha!!!"
An example of beeing Brendon Urie'd
brendon urie'd by bandanasarerad September 4, 2006

Urinalogging

When one opts to drop their feces in a urinal vs your standard toilet.
So we were at Bar Harmony and Kevin got so drunk that he decided to go urinalogging in the bathroom.

urinal cop 

short for "urinal copulator", this term refers to a man who is so insecure about the size of his penis (or about other men seeing his unit) that he stands absurdly close to the urinal while pissing. this gives any passer-by the impression that the man in question is actually trying to make sweet ceramic love to the urinal, rather than piss in it as normal males do.
dude, look at that urinal cop over there. i bet the splashback must be nasty. why doesn't he just back up a bit and arc it in?

urinal talk 

randomly talking, or randomly getting talked to by a complete stranger whilst using a urinal
i just got some urinal talk when i went to the bathroom
urinal talk by gimdive January 11, 2004

urinal cake

The thing in stand-up pissers that stops it from reeking. Poisonous if eaten.
Those Urinal Cakes smell like flowers.
urinal cake by Rock On April 27, 2003