Canoe Treatment

When you rise in rank due to having a vagina.

Damn Paris is a Lieutenant already? She got that Canoe Treatment didn't she.

by Sergeant BTW September 3, 2020

Oblivion treatment

Applying of filters on social media pictures to the point that the face resembles an oblivion NPC

Guy 1: look at this thot's new instagram picture.
Guy 2: yikes, looks like she got the oblivion treatment.

by nekoi_si_tam November 9, 2020

Fk Treatment

When someone doesn't reply to your messages/ignores you.

-Definition made yasmine (@cyladasia on instagram) i just made it an urban dictionary definition

Person 1: "girl I messaged him like last week and he still ain't reply."
Person 2: "That's the fk treatment."

by Property_y December 19, 2020

Presidential treatment

When one approaches another from behind to sniff their hair.

Uncle Joe really gave her the presidential treatment. You could see how creeped out she was when he sniffed her hair.

by Ihatemakingnewnames January 21, 2021

mushroom treatment

When co-workers do not tell you anything and are actively feeding you bad information. Just as in how mushrooms are grown - kept in the dark and fed full of shit

He keeps giving me the mushroom treatment about this job.

by SummitXTC February 26, 2021

Reptile treatment

1. When two Paleontologists engage in sexual intercourse after comparing dinosaur fossils.
2. When two Jurassic Park fans engage in sexual intercourse while watching the Jurassic Park trilogy.

As Ed and Kat were watching Jurassic Park, Ed viciously slid his hand between Kat's legs. Ed was attempting to initiate a reptile treatment.

by DontGetGrabby March 29, 2021

The treatment

Basically the treatment is an outline for a potential script. Sort of the google earth view of the story. It's also a diagnostic tool of sorts. Treatments don't have dialogue and allow all parties to glean an overview of such elements like character arcs and narrative arcs of the story line.

The treatment for "zombies ate my wife's clit"was pitched at a pre script meeting today. I think it went pretty well. We "stretched it out " to 3 hours so we could write off the 3 martini lunch!

by 4realazitgits April 2, 2021