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Turkish Snowcone

Pretty much a snowcone given to you by a man whore or a European pimp.
Man, you see that Spanish dude, he gave that hoe a Turkish snowcone last night.
by Da Watcher September 7, 2005
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Turkish Blindfold

When a man places his testicles over a woman's eyes. Usually done prior to Tea Bagging.
Man, that chick is hot. I wonder if she'd let me give her a Turkish Blindfold!
by cricketb99 August 17, 2010
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Turkish Fart

Everyone knows her name , the most foul smelling being known to man. Constantly clearing rooms, changing underwear, and destroying peoples lives.
The boy had to always change his bedding after the turkish fart's left poop particles on it.
by Realist # 1 May 21, 2011
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turkish delight

A twisted version of "The Blumpkin." A man performing oral sex on a female while she defecates.
"My girlfriend gave me a wicked Blumpkin last week and so I returned the favour with a Turkish Delight!"
by firewithfire July 15, 2006
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Turkish Sandwich

It's where you're banging a girl, whilst she's sucking your grandfather off, meanwhile it's all being recorded by your father. The coup de gras of the Turkish Sandwich however is that your mother is in the kitchen making Belgian waffles. Yum!
Wouk gave Anj the Turkish Sandwich, than enjoyed some tasty waffles afterwards.
by Pew@Staghelm September 8, 2009
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Turkish Delight

1. A delicious rose flavored desert.

2. A sex position wherein a hairy man ties up a woman using roses, then proceeds to sit on her face, and ejaculate on her chest, all whilst smoking cigarettes on a Turkish rug (Ottoman optional). Armenians are banned from using this position.
He gave her some Turkish delight yesterday.

I love Turkish Delight!
by Arnie Linson October 21, 2014
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Turkish barber

The complete opposite of Jewish barber where a man from Turkey becomes a barber. It is used to slag someone of or describe someone who you dont like.
James W "OMG, i hate Craig G so much"
Raab A "Why"
James W"Just because he is a stupid turkish barber"
Raab A "ohh ok i understand"
by Robert G Allison July 15, 2010
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