Noun. A state of mind or condion that one may experience when a brains thought process cannot power down for a much-needed rest or sleep peiod. Typically occurs when one's body is flooded with excitement or worry before a big day the night before, restlessness caused by lack of sleep or anxiety.
"Roger tossed & turned not being able to get comfortable because the BRAIN TRAFFIC would not ease up."
by Staci Rogert, *"PINKIE"* December 25, 2023
A loaded traffic cone or LTC for short is a weapon in a combat game that is so overly situational that it becomes useless in situations that go even the slightest bit outside of it's intended use.
by pejafme December 26, 2020
A procedure undertaken in heavy traffic conditions whereby the subject (a driver) constantly switches lanes to beat the average traffic speed. Particularly important in US of A where the leftmost lane is always taken
Nathan: With this traffic, I won't make it to the airport in time unless I pull some moves off
Bobby, 10 minutes later: That was sick Traffic Arbitrage bro
Bobby, 10 minutes later: That was sick Traffic Arbitrage bro
by SharmaAndShawarma October 02, 2015
A person that's driving a car, lorry,etc, and is moving too slow, wasting other drivers time, usually leaving a long queue behind them.
by travel_to May 25, 2015
Due to the bridge strengthening work required on a Yorkshire stretch of the A1, motorists are often queued for a long period of time outside the Pontefract branch of the chain sex shop, Pulse & Cocktails, making it easier to peruse and judge the shoppers on their purchases as they leave, and discuss what sordid activities they’ll be partaking in with your fellow passengers.
“I got stuck in the Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam, and spotted Jeff from work coming out of the store with a 15-inch double-ended black mamba, three butt-plugs and some cling film. Must be going to Sharon’s house for a Hot Lunch.”
by GoodinBed November 13, 2024
Tra-Ffic Bad-die
Variants: Traffic Baddy
plural Traffic Baddies
Informal
1. You’re super comfy being as confident as possible, even when you know you’re straight wrong #DieOnThisHill
2. You mean what you say - Even though you have to do it through a fake account, you mean it. #ISaidIt
3. You empower others to be upset that you are upset about being stopped for breaking traffic law #HearMeOutFriends
Variants: Traffic Baddy
plural Traffic Baddies
Informal
1. You’re super comfy being as confident as possible, even when you know you’re straight wrong #DieOnThisHill
2. You mean what you say - Even though you have to do it through a fake account, you mean it. #ISaidIt
3. You empower others to be upset that you are upset about being stopped for breaking traffic law #HearMeOutFriends
Mya being a Traffic Baddie again, she doesn’t believe in any laws but the constitution. #MyEmployees
Jeff just got upset that the police stopped another reckless drunk driver so he’s making vague threats in Facebook Messenger, he’s such a TB. #IHopeYou…
Jeff just got upset that the police stopped another reckless drunk driver so he’s making vague threats in Facebook Messenger, he’s such a TB. #IHopeYou…
by CCSDPDTraffic July 24, 2023
Twitter Traffic is when someone tweets something controversial to bait people into reacting and arguing in the replies.
by Miss Zaynoo October 19, 2021