I'm stuck in traffic.

a common excuse

Sorry I'm late because I'm stuck in traffic.

by isaac ILS June 16, 2023

traffic maker

Badly timed traffic lights

What is this?! The green light was only lit for 10 seconds! It's a real traffic maker.

by MU7FIN March 27, 2024

Traffic Rape

Non consensual lane splitting

That man just traffic raped me😣

by Beowulf210 August 05, 2023

Bare Traffic

When your stuck in insane amounts of traffic

(Eg…I’m stuck in bare traffic)
Used to express how the traffic is bad

You know I’m stuck in bare traffic I’m so cheesedd crodie

by CityboyJJ June 30, 2024

Ozumba traffic

This is a traffic jam that knows no beginning or end, an Ozumba traffic links one endless traffic to another one. It usually occur during working days, it has its origin from Lagos, Nigeria.

This Ozumba traffic is scary today.
I am sure I will get home by mid night today, thanks to Ozumba tariff.

by MacCaswell February 04, 2020

General Traffic

Bland cars that fail to stand out amongst other vehicles.

“Have you seen the new Golf R?
Yeah apparently it’s quite fast but it looks like general traffic

by aidanfrd September 30, 2024

Traffic Cone

A girl named Leticia that wears orange and white

Shut up traffic Cone

by Pussy Gobler February 26, 2020