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Niedens Rule

Ability to adjust rules according to what is needed to win an argument, game, etc
I'm sorry, we are invoking Niedens Rule so your logic no longer applies.
by Thirsteez April 2, 2015
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The Broadhurst Rule

Rule that is put into effect on certain social occasions that require multiple people to split a bill that could potentially cause complications. Someone must state ahead of time that the Broadhurst rule is "in effect" or else no one can be expected to observe it. When the rule is in effect, everyone attending the event must bring cash so no debit or credit cards have to be thrown onto the table in a massive, confusing pile. If someone forgets to observe the rule, they must pay for the whole bill with their card or leave right away at the beginning of the event.
You and 5 friends are going out to dinner to celebrate someone's birthday, ahead of time you state that the Broadhurst rule is "in effect" everyone except your friend Wayne brings cash to split the bill. Wayne now has to pay for the whole bill.
by marcusincharge January 29, 2014
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airport rules

When travelling the normal rules and conventions around appropriate times to do things are relaxed.

They are relaxed such that no one should be judged for drinking, sleeping, eating etc. at what would be normally strange or judged.

Pint of beer at 7am? No problems.
Breakfast at midnight? You got it.
Shots at brunch? Why not two!?
These are know as Airport Rules.
8am in the airport.
A "Would it be wrong to have a scotch and Coke with my eggs?"
B "Airport rules my friend"
A "Scotch and Coke it is!"
by Salty Albatross April 11, 2020
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Rule 34

The only thing that can go faster than the speed of light, without breaking the laws of physics.
guy: makes character
0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 nanoseconds later
other guy: makes rule 34 of character
by Cole Anderson April 8, 2022
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The Dorn Rule

Referring to the lackadaisical approach of shortstop Roger Dorn from the movie Major League, the phrase is used to show one's lack of desire to initiate the romantic or sexual pursuit of another individual while simultaneously indicating that one would still be receptive if said individual was to him/herself initiate the pursuit.
"Hey, why don't you go after that one chick? She's kinda cute"
"Meh. She's on The Dorn Rule"
"What do you mean?"
"If it comes at me, I'll catch it. But I'm not going to dive for it."
by Risky74 February 8, 2009
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The Thomas Rule

You may not go to someone else’s window in CoD Zombies and steal their kills.
Man this dude Gabe at my window killing my zombies. He’s breaking The Thomas Rule.”
by 6fears7 January 7, 2023
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Rules Of Survival

a cancerous shit fuck game that mocks several battle royale themed based games
Hey Mike you heard of the new game rules of survival?
by Father Aristotle Dy February 18, 2019
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