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tackling a giraffe

trying to fuck a freakishly tall female
by racinmason December 8, 2016
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Giraffe

A giraffe is a woman usually tall in stature who is used as a "trophy wife" or "mistress" that an older man will only marry and/or be in a relationship with to show off at functions.

The Giraffe is on the unintelligent side when it comes to what is actually happening in the world, and although may be escorted to events like the opera or military functions, has no idea what is happening, and thus gives off this aloof giraffe like look as to ask, "What is happening, where am I, why am I here?"....Her male companion will then reward said giraffe with Botox injections, fake breasts, bum implants, lip fillers, bleached blonde hair, etc. "Treats".

When you get a herd of giraffes, they tend to gallop to high end shops and use an enormous amount of money. Giraffes do not actually like the outdoors, contrary to the actual animal, but they do love being inside anywhere that is overly materialistic.

Giraffes when engaging with other giraffes ( their herd) will usually converse about something meaningless, like how annoying their manicurist was because they got the colour slightly wrong, or how when they spent a day at the spa, the temperature of the massage oil wasn't to their liking.

Much like a Stepford wife, a giraffe will seem to not have a mind of her own, but she will never cook, because she has no idea how, she will never bake, because baking to her is being out by the pool mindlessly tanning herself.
"I found the perfect giraffe to marry, she already is over 5 foot 9, has blonde hair, has the IQ of 82 and she came with a pair of fake breasts! I really hit the jackpot in giraffes!"
by sad world June 29, 2019
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giraffe recursion

A method of recursion that assumes, given the great distance that it can see, that infinite recursion is impossible so there's no need to check for the termination case.
The production issues were directly related to an implementation of giraffe recursion.
by Viat March 10, 2022
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flying giraffe

A term used to describe a tall girl with a long neck jumping off a diving board
Hey John you see that flying giraffe

Yah Tom that Girl had one long ass neck
by BIGFROOT June 10, 2023
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suicidal giraffe

A teenager who is very thin and tall, almost inexistent, who tries to blap some thots.
Matt: Im finna blap Anklass quick
Finkle: Boi you a suicidal giraffe you got no clout
by jayslefttit February 16, 2018
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