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Debt Zombie

Someone who borrowed heavily during the good times and in a downturn can only pay the interest or less.
Debt Zombies work their entire lives paying debt that will never die. 30-60% of their salary is spent on repayments erasing all disposable income with high-interest credit cards coming to the rescue for living expenses. They spend their waking hours working in multiple low-wage job solely focused on paying the interest on their loans. The debt just never dies.
Tilly Rockefowler did a liberal arts undergrad and then a masters in political science costing her $75,000 in loans. Five years later she's now earning $50,000 in a non-profit based in Washington DC. The various moves has racked up consumer debt taking her loans above $100,000. In addition to her day job she works 35 hours doing the 6-8am shift in Starbucks, odd jobs from taskrabbit and in her spare time she scans craigslist for pharmaceutical trials and kidney sales. Her two sole friends consist of a neurotic debt-counselor and a debt-collector based in Bangalore, India whom she has on ongoing long-distance relationship with. She roommates with happy, free-spirited students and will do so well into her 40's. Tilly is a debt zombie.

Bob & Alice bought a 2 bedroomed house in a remote suburb of county Dublin in 2006 for €550,000. Bob worked as an IT lead in Microsoft and Alice was a QA. The house is worth a third of its value today and will not recover for twenty years. Bob is now an office temp replacing laser cartridges and is often chastised for not loading the paper in the tray correctly. Alice doesn't live with Bob anymore. 60% of Bob's rent is paying the interest-only portion of his loan. He's racking up additional credit card loans. He commutes 3.5 hours each day to Dublin city. He will never pay his loan off. He is permanently depressed. Bob is a debt zombie.
by Bucolikski May 12, 2013
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TikTok Zombie

A person who constantly scrolls through tik tok. Instead of doing something productive they waste their time on cringe tik tok.
Normal Kid in hall: Yo watch where your going
TikTok Zombie: Oh my bad (continues to look down at tik tok while walking)
by LC bruh June 20, 2021
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Goon Zombie

A person usually male that can only think of gooning to celebs
fuck i love olivia so much i'm goon zombie
by RockyCanoa March 2, 2023
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Zombie Serious

When you're serious, but not quite dead serious.
Example Person 1: "Dude! Are you serious?!?!"
Cool Person 1: "Yep. Zombie serious."
by Tori~MP3 November 22, 2009
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zombie status

zombie status is the state of mind when you are so tired but yet you have to be awake either to work or for school.
dude1: hey do you work today?
dude2: yeah it sucks, i work tonight. im working while on zombie status.
dude1: wow that sucks. good luck with that.
dude2: i hope i dont fall asleep, i need this job.
by military dude June 6, 2010
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zombie powder

Mangaka Kubo Tite's debut manga that ended its run in Weekly Jump with four volumes. It tells the story of a world in which one can discover the legendary Zombie Powder if the Rings of the Dead can be found. The Zombie Powder is said to have many miraculous uses.
I wish there were more volumes of Zombie Powder - I've been enjoying it so much!
by SuperShooter! January 23, 2005
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Xany Zombie

One who is mentally slow due to excessive consumption of xanax.
"Is that guy retarded?" "No, he is just a xany zombie."
by kushman5000 March 30, 2009
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