Wayne Rooney

A 'Wayne Rooney' is a term describing the 'Job next to God'.

In reality,'WR,' or 'W(anke)R', as he's known internationally, is actually the love child of Myra Hindley (2nd Jan 1938- Dead- 'LoL') and Mickey Rooney( Sep 23 1920- Still humpin!).

Earning £30000 a minute, this inbred 'Special Boy' is renowned for being the only sperm that got to Heaven. (ie Heaven as in Fabios Arse.)

His actual only 'claim to fame' is being an aged balding talentless little fuck that can't even recognise it's own reflection in a mirror, and having buggered David-PoshSpice & Fabio 'All a teh sem time!'(quote) when he should have been playing Football!

Other common analogies include:

A waste of space.

Fabio's Little Rent-Boy

Talentless

Get back to Burger-King

W(anke)R! (wanker)

These are all terms to describe a 'Wayne-Rooney'.
England Fan 2010 #1: 'Oh Bugger I spent my life savings on coming to SA to see Wayne Rooney playin' the World Cup 2010, and it was Shite!'

England fan 2010 #2:'Sorry me good fella, but they had that Over-Paid Talentless Stupid Little Balding, Aged, Fat, C**tWayne Rooney playing,........ he was like Gazza on Mogodon! C**t!
by Marina and her Fuckin IUD June 20, 2010
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Wayne Gooned

To be unable to stand, walk, or speak, making one forget last nights party from the influence of alcohol.
She was so wayne gooned she cannot remeber making out with the other female
by Wayne Gooned August 25, 2010
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Bruce Wayne

Someone who adopts a lot of children. A serial adopter.
This is the 5th kid you’ve adopted this week, calm down you’re being a Bruce Wayne
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Wayne Dale

the effect of sex without actual intercourse. basically, a Wayne Dale is oral sex with a guy. head.
guy- "i want some now."
girl- "i wanna stay a virgin tho!"
guy- "alright, there are different ways of showing love."
girl- "how?"
guy- "give me a wayne dale, baby!"

girl- "oral sex?"

guy- "yes ma'am!"
by baby face (: October 27, 2010
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Wayne Thunberg

A person of godly proportion's that emits gallons of big dick energy anywhere he goes. If someone calls you this name, it is a sign of respect.
person: "your such a Wayne Thunberg"
other person: "thank you"
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Wayne Couzens

The world's worst police officer. Even worse than Derek Chauvin. He was a London Metropolitan police officer. He was found guilty of kidnap, rape and murder after using his police issued warrant card to deceive an innocent woman and fake arresting her for a lockdown breach. He was handed a whole-life order meaning that he will die in prison and he will never be considered for release in his whole life due to the fact that he betrayed the public by using his role as a police officer to carry out his atrocious set of crimes.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear the national news about how Wayne Couzens got a whole-life order?
Person 2: Yeah, moronic piece of crap! Bet he'll be out in 20 years though and spend the rest of his life on licence.
Person 1: No, this whole-life order means that he can never be considered for release meaning he'll die in prison.
Person 2: Really? Hell yeah screw that little scumbag! Can't wait to watch him rot away in hell!
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Wayne Messmer

Forcefully shooting ejaculation in the back of one's throat.
She loves when I give her a Wayne Messmer because she knows she gave a great blowie.
by ktdawg727 September 26, 2018
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