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Squaw Valley

The training grounds for the best skiers around. Held the Olympics a while back. KT-22, one of the chairlifts here, was voted #1 in the western hemisphere.
Unlike Vail, Aspen, or East Coast resorts, Squaw is really fun and chill. There's a reason why the biggest cliffs are right below the chairlifts. It's a playground and if you're good, you just might get lucky. Lots of pro skiers call Squaw Valley home, and a few have died from having a bit too much fun. C.R. Johnson, Shane McConkey, we miss you.
There's 4,000+ acres of amazing snow. Most of the time ski patrol is chill, so you might be able to add a bit more to that.
This is ski resort to hit.
Squaw Valley aka Squaw... topless women shredding, Olympic lifestyle, oh and did I mention the best skiing in the western hemisphere?
by Tahoeboy March 17, 2011
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pauls valley

a place where there is sex in the halls and you are on your own for protection (sexually and emotionally). seriously a scary fucking school, my college roommate is from there and she is a CRAZY ASS BITCH! she smokes weed all the damn time and shoots up meth when she thinks I'm sleeping!! Im scared no lie....
man i knew this chick that went to pauls valley and she was a PROSTITUTE!
by lexluther12 September 22, 2011
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valley of chrome

A heavy metal band based on the Philippines. Known for their unique playing style and dark lyrics. Their songs consist of sreams/growls and shaky guitar riffs.
Hey man! I just saw Valley of chrome last night. They were awesome!
by Justinapay88.. December 19, 2006
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Neuqua Valley

One of the premier schools in the nation. Located in naperville. Boys learn how to take their daddys money and girls learn to become the perfect trophy wives. For the guys a sweet ride and hot girlfriend is a must. And chicks, bleach blonde hair and looking orange year around is REQUIRED. Every other school hates kids that go here. basically.
Neuqua Valley Kid: "Hey where do you go to school?"

New Trier Kid: "New Trier, you?"

Neuqua Valley Kid: "Neuqua."

New Trier Kid: "Shit, I'm richer then you."

Neuqua Valley Kid: "Dude, I don't give a fuck, more people hate your school then ours so SUCK IT."
by MyShitIsWack March 2, 2009
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almaden valley

The original home of Almaden wines. Site of the infamous Almaden Country Club massacre. 18 people were slaughtered one night in the bar in a robbery that netted less than 500 dollars. The culprits, thought to be residents of Morgan Hill, remain at large.
Down in the Almaden Valley, the valley so low, I lost my poor sweetheart with 1 thunderous blow.
by Bob Harper September 6, 2007
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valley girl

an attractive girl who is prep, wears designer clothes like abercrombie, hollister,etc. (i do too but they over do it)
they act all cute and innocent on there myspaces and in front of adults, but they really want to get laid. they are sometimes really nice sometimes. and sometimes u are their shitting hole. there not too bright and wear high skirts. their vocabulary consists of "OMG" or "radical". when they fall, they ask their nearest friend, to help them up, beacause they say they are too lazy. They mainly inhabit beachy areas, like Alabama, Florida, Texas, California etc. Sometimes they love the peace symbol, and its on they myspaces, home work, binders, notes, yadayadayada.
Jordan: Hey Randy! Come over here i want to talk to you!

Randy: What!?

Jordan: Can you do me tonight, i don't have anything to do. Oh, and do you like my new outfit?

Randy: *nods yes*


Jordan: Radical! See ya tonight! *walks off and falls* Oh Brooklyn! Can you pleeeease help me up?

Brooklyn: OMG Jordan! Your peace sign! It fell out of your binder.


Jordan: Noooooo! are you kidding me???!?!?!

Brooklyn: Ya, im just jk'ing you but can you find me someone to lay tonight?



such a valley girl
by Jbown August 3, 2008
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Simi Valley

A very very small town in California close to Thousand Oaks. Simi Valley is located in Southern California.
by Mathura August 19, 2004
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