tard-wad

The act of being a complete moron. It replaces more offensive words that piss people off.
Person 1: Did you see that guy use his baby as a hacky sack?
Person 2: Yeah, what a tard-wad.
by Meetah April 20, 2010
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Bagin' Tard

Man, we got to go back to the Safeway, The bagin' tard forgot to put the bread in the sack.
by Chris Barnes May 23, 2004
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f-tard

An idiot, retard, someone of a stupid mind, with no commom sense.
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Dab-tarded

Generally college students going through a serious and tragic phase of taking dabs, in which they are in a constant state of being beligerantly high all the time; resulting in many failures when it comes to deadlines and life.
"Man we were so dab-tarded last year I don't know how we found a house and signed a lease."
by thedabqueenherself April 02, 2013
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tard-vark

A combination of 'retard' and 'ardvark'. Used on annoying or otherwise moronic people.
You spilled my drink you tard-vark!
by Kyle Magnan April 06, 2005
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Urb-tard

People on urban dictionary who create pointless words that nobody will use only to promote their political views. (For example, this post.)
"Man, whoever added this definition was a real Urb-tard"
by Jenna Taleia January 31, 2017
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book of tard

The history of the George W Bush white house. Never have so many been so damaged by the massive retardation of so few.
When the book of tard is written the names Bush, and Chaney will fill several chapters.
by knowman March 27, 2008
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