Thirsty Squirrel

When a gentlemen stretches his nut sack in the shape of a bowl and it's filled with beer, liquor, water, juice, etc. and his partner drinks the contents of the nut sack.

I got a good buzz last night when Brian gave me a Thirsty Squirrel of whiskey. He has a big nut sack.

by Ginger Bear September 05, 2018

squirrel shower

A type of shower in which no shampoo, soap, or any other cleaning thing is used.

The $&@&ing hotel was out of soap and shampoo so I took a quick squirrel shower.

by Gian Luca’s March 10, 2018

squirrel mating

The act of having sex upside down in a closet.

Omg, did you know that Regina and Kade squirrel mated at the party last night?
WTF, get out, we're squirrel mating right now.

by siprofesora November 23, 2016

somerville squirrel

A large rat commonly seen crossing Broadway.

I was driving up to Winter Hill, when all of sudden, a Somerville squirrel came running out of Foss Park, jumped on the hood of my car and took a steamer.

by Reno Biggs April 04, 2011

Silver squirrel

Only ladies or a granny’s hairy pussy, grey haired bush

Granny was so horny she pulled up her dress and flashed her silver squirrel. pussy granny

by Yeldarbrellef February 10, 2018

squirrel pile

Small pile of laundry or junk. Usually left with the intent of being cleared up later, but normally isn't.

"My husband keeps leaving squirrel piles around the house."

by VengeanceVali May 01, 2009

Reverse squirrel

When a chick is on top screwing a guy backwards while playing with his nuts. If applicable gets the nuts in her mouth.

Hey man I pick up a chick last night. She used to be an acrobat and she fucked me reverse squirrel. My nuts have never had so much attention.

by Tinker Pedder April 23, 2017