Skirt Boy

(1) A boy who wears skirts.
(2) The most fire indie band on the West Coast responsible for such classics as grammy award winning Robot Lapdance. Led by a generational leader and skirt wearing boy.

(1) Virgin Jocks: Are you wearing a skirt? What's wrong with you?
Chad Skirtboy: Nothing is wrong with me. I am Skirt Boy.

(2) Hot people: Oh my god, have you listened to Skirt Boy?
Lame people: No.
Hot people: I will not have sex with you.

by Big-Weiner-Pasa-Deener November 7, 2021

Skirt Sneeze

When a woman queefs and her vagina sprays out mucus like a sneeze.

"Bro, I was about to go down on Lauren when she skirt sneezed in my face!"

by Boo, Jhigga July 14, 2024

skirts are not made for meals

Basically saying that skirts aren't made for males, but spelling error edition. It was started by a toxic OC named Randy. (credit to Shawna for the original dialogue)

Randy: Too bad, skirts are not made for meals, there are soft pants and shorts out there

by riss2021 May 21, 2021

Blouse and skirt

Swearing with terms that refer to clothes are quite common in the Jamaican dialect.

Blouse and skirt is a swear word used by elders!

Equivalent:Damn, Frigging!

Other swear words that mention the use of clothes are bloodcloth, pussycloth, rasscloth, bombocloth (all pronounced clart or claat in Patois).

Yo blouse and skirt!leave people pickeney alone

by Tropical Rythms December 12, 2021

flirt and skirt

When someone flirts with someone and leaves.

Friend 1: are you dating joey?
Friend 2: oh no, I just pulled a flirt and skirt.

by Fruitportfool August 21, 2017

church skirt

A LONG ASS MOTHER FUCKING SKIRT

"Bitch look at that church skirt"

by Bobfrieda September 20, 2016

National Skirt Day

National skirt day is celebrated November 16th and is a worldwide holiday where everyone wears a skirt, including males.

Tomorrow is National Skirt Day! what skirt are you wearing?

by Psychies November 3, 2022