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shuffle-fucking

when a group of "not so bright" females rotate a sexual partner(s) amongst themselves.
i slept with him yesterday-You slept with him lastnight and she slept with him this morning! "lets go to the mall together right now".......re: we are shuffle-fucking this nigga-deriving from the myspace music player shuffle play.
by Mzidongivafuc March 5, 2009
mugGet the shuffle-fuckingmug.

Beijing Shuffle

Bringing ‘merch’ or goods that is related to a theme park inside the said theme park, to trick your kids or other people to think you bought those goods from the highly expensive theme park souvenir or merchandise stores.
Before we went to Disneyland, I bought Mickey Mouse toys from the mall and stuff it in my backpack to do the Beijing Shuffle to my kids and save me a whole lot of kaching.
by Jackielai March 31, 2023
mugGet the Beijing Shufflemug.

Kemper-shuffle

The movement and motion preformed when a drug addict becomes overly excited or stimulated by fuckery.
Kemper-shuffle. The movement and motion preformed when a drug addict becomes overly excited or stimulated by fuckery.

Look at mike. He's so high and tweaking, he's doing the kemper shuffle. " An imbred man in clark county that has overindulge on drugs."
by Joe Lauren April 30, 2021
mugGet the Kemper-shufflemug.

Hallway Shuffle

The akward left to right dance that occurs when 2 people are trying to pass eachother in the hallway, but both try to take the same direction.
Me and this other guy started doing the Hallway Shuffle when we were trying to walk past each other at work.
by ThrashMetalMan1 August 17, 2011
mugGet the Hallway Shufflemug.

Locally shuffle

The act of shuffling cards on a smaller, more intimate scale. Allegedly done because it is simply too much to shuffle an entire deck at one time.
Nicole was deemed insufficent at shuffling cards on her own. Therefore, Josh (like a knight in shining armor) came through when he locally shuffled the card deck.
by JoeyBigToes December 25, 2018
mugGet the Locally shufflemug.

TP Shuffle

The action of moving from one stall to another in the restroom because there is no toilet paper in the stall, and it is required. This action can be done with pants up or down and generally implies a penguin like movement.
Hey man did you see Johnny acting a little Wierd in the restroom?

Yeah, he was just doing the TP shuffle.
by Thor McOverlord January 21, 2015
mugGet the TP Shufflemug.

Nicotine Shuffle

When you cannot find your vape/e-cig so you frantically search in your immediate vicinity
“Is he having a seizure

“Nah, he lost his vape. He’s doing the nicotine shuffle
by JJ473 July 25, 2023
mugGet the Nicotine Shufflemug.

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