This is the Head teacher of Great sankey high. He goes by many names like "Shannon the cannon" and "Shan dog" he is a mega nonce and has a gang of teachers who wear orang hi-visual vests
(also known as the traffic cones). Legend has it if you listen to his voice carefully you can hear his lispe.
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(also known as the traffic cones). Legend has it if you listen to his voice carefully you can hear his lispe.
Written by yazali599
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Get the Mr Shannon mug.A wild mix of sass and heart, Shannon is the person who’ll roast you with the sharpest sarcasm but then double-check to make sure she didn’t actually hurt your feelings. Curly-haired and chaotic in the best way, she’s got a tough exterior but is secretly a golden retriever in human form—loyal to a fault, goofy, and always down for deep talks at 2 a.m.
She’s a master of blending in anywhere, reading people like a book (which she probably just finished in one night). Don’t mistake her for an academic—she hates structured learning but is low-key a genius. Growing up as the youngest of three, she had to fight to be heard, which means she’s got a voice and knows how to use it—loudly, if necessary.
Cautious about trust but ride-or-die once you earn it, a Shannon will adapt to any situation and make you feel like you’ve known her forever. Just don’t assume her sarcasm means she doesn’t care—she cares a lot, she’s just not about to get all mushy about it.
She’s a master of blending in anywhere, reading people like a book (which she probably just finished in one night). Don’t mistake her for an academic—she hates structured learning but is low-key a genius. Growing up as the youngest of three, she had to fight to be heard, which means she’s got a voice and knows how to use it—loudly, if necessary.
Cautious about trust but ride-or-die once you earn it, a Shannon will adapt to any situation and make you feel like you’ve known her forever. Just don’t assume her sarcasm means she doesn’t care—she cares a lot, she’s just not about to get all mushy about it.
"I thought Shannon hated me at first because she roasted my entire outfit, but then she bought me coffee and lent me a book she thought I’d like—classic Shannon move."
by CaneDiavolo March 1, 2025
Get the Shannon mug.The funniest person you meet. Loves riding horses and Irish dancing. Is a terrible cook but gets all As. Is not a goody goody and often gets punished by the teachers from big personality. Has beautiful sparkling brown eyes and hair. Often is tall and skinny like a supermodel and has the coolest best friend who often has blue eyes and blonde hair. Shannon will dazzle your world and be the best girlfriend/ soulmate. To top off she is extremely athletic and gets d1 offers all the time.
Hottest guy in school: WOAH dude, who’s THAT
other hottest guy in school: that’s SHANNON BRO, get with the times.
other hottest guy in school: that’s SHANNON BRO, get with the times.
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Shannon is the type of person to be kind talkative, funny, and makes himself known, ya know the class clown that everyone likes. He’s handsome, and a gentleman but anything turns him on. If you date him, he’ll make you feel special, like you’re the only one in the world he loves.
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