hipster rash

Tattoos that are less than ten years old, particularly those in the "Sailor Jerry" style.

A person with several tattoos on their arms, legs or torso who may wear black rimmed glasses and a beanie could be said to have bad hipster rash. People riding fixies and those working in cafes are in the high risk category for hipster rash.

by shockcity July 03, 2013

Bully Rash

A rash, or similar skin disorder which occurs due to the stress of being bullied by your co-workers.

Veronica's skin complaint was due to her boss constantly undermining her work, talking over her when she is giving presentations, and burning her on the sly with lit cigarettes whilst calling her worthless. It is definitely a Bully Rash.

by Grifty April 27, 2011

Hash Rash

A good indicator that can tell you if you are allergic to hashish. Shortly after smoking some, you notice a giant rash on your gooch.

"yesterday, LaTaqwanisha sold Jose some hash and after smoking it he went to take a piss and noticed that he had a purple Hash Rash."

by Municipal Bill October 01, 2011

Rash Nose Syndrome

A syndrome that occurs when you sniff too much cocaine
Usually treated with consuption of bleach

Son You are arrested for testing positive for Rash Nose Syndrome

by Northern Stare October 16, 2022

rash monkey

Someone who knowingly has sex with people after discovering that they have an STD, spreading it.

Is Rachel really going out with that guy? She knows he's a rash monkey, right?

by theccw November 11, 2019

Echidna Rash

An irritated discolouration of the skin around the finger joints usually brought about by prolonged exposure to japanese anthropomorphic personifications of obscure antipodean mammals.

1: Dude what the hell is that on your knuckles?
2: Oh man it's just something I picked up the other day. Doctor says it's called Echidna Rash.
1: Gross!
2: Nah. It's not as bad as the other week when I had the Botniks.
1: Don't wanna know...

by Branch Wanked February 05, 2011

jab rash

When the man has too quickly skipped through foreplay and tries to jab his erect penis repeated into a dry, very dry vagina; the only thing usually accomplished is a angry irritated vagina. The results of repeated invasion of an improperly lubricated vagina by an impatient erect penis.

One guy says to his buddy, "Hey man, did you score with that hot chick you took home last night?"
His buddy responds, "I think so, when I tried to hit it again this morning, she said she was suffering from "jab rash'."

by herumgirl November 24, 2013