One person male or female that deposits an edible organic or in-organic object into their rectal cavity. Then another person male or female begins to chomp just outside of the rectum just at the same time as the object is being pushed out by the initial person that became the receptical. Thus the receptical, aka the person that just took the said object, organic or otherwise, becomes the living vending machine.
John is the vending machine, he just stuffed that girthy sausage into his ass, and now Paul is eating it, just as John shits it out.
by The one and only Datum bitches August 7, 2010
Get the The Vending Machinemug. A lady who has no shame and is happy to be treated as a filthy sex object. Every hole is a goal! You wouldn't touch it unless you were really smashed, then would regret it in the morning.
by Stealth Shagger October 9, 2008
Get the Whore-Machinemug. The place where one takes out money on a night out into town where one intends on pulling some mingers or simply having an inevitably crap night
by very_ape January 18, 2006
Get the gash machinemug. by missohnfl January 11, 2011
Get the snatch machinemug. Wrath of The Machine is the final raid added in Destiny. In it, 6 players venture under the Cosmodrome on Earth to put an end to the Archon Prime, Aksis, and his machinations involving the SIVA nanites.
by sebacostamr November 12, 2018
Get the Wrath of The Machinemug. by Isaioh November 27, 2019
Get the Sex Machinemug. by scopophobicc August 23, 2021
Get the marcus machinemug.