garden hose

a girl who is a player and cheats on all her boyfriends

John: Did you hear Alexa cheated on Brian?
Dan: Yeah, she’s such a garden hose.

by heywhatshanging May 27, 2018

red garden

When there's an orgy and all the guys dicks are rose red ;)

Ah damn yesterday I had an orgy and it was a red garden

by ;)69 September 30, 2019

Midnight Gardener

A serial killer who subtly disposes of the bodies of their victims by burying them at midnight in their gardens under the pretext of doing some midnight gardening

"I see your neighbour was at it again last night?" "Yeah, you need to watch your step with him, he's a real midnight gardener"

by MC86 June 24, 2021

Garden Of Salvation

The vex themed destiny 2 raid from shadowkeep. The only claim to fame GoS had is its link to all the racists and fragile ego players on the game. It takes 12 minutes to clear.

Yo, did you hear about that obese GoS gamer AngryPenny14 he has such a fragile Ego.

Yo, you up for Garden of Salvation?
RaffersaurusRex: fuck off nigger

by AngryPenny14HasFragileEgo August 2, 2023

Olive garden

Microwaved food at the price of a regular meal

I went to olive garden and had a bad time

by The bullet that went in John L April 26, 2021

subtraction gardening

Letting all of the weeds grow in your backyard and then pulling out the ones that don't make pretty flowers.

neighbor: Hey your yard looks great, but aren't those the same weeds that are in every abandoned back lot here in Detroit?
me: yep. It's called subtraction gardening.

by nageuse July 22, 2012

witch garden

1: A garden of drug plants.
2: A backyard garden growing legal plants meant for producing usually illegal hallucinogens, i.e. DMT rich plants.

Officer: "Sir, I've noticed you possess various plants known to be vital in the production illegal substances. Could you please explain why you've chosen to grown such a variety of these specific plants in your backyard?"
Owner: "I've grown them all solely for aesthetic purposes, officer. They're just decorative."
Officer: "Ah, very well sir, have a good day."
Owner(thinking): You know, I probably shouldn't have my witch garden at the front of my house.

by ethenog July 25, 2017